Guys judge for your self, did the priest lie?

NGULI · 2009-06-04T10:14:32+00:00

Hi, Guys judge for your self, did the priest lie? A distinguished young woman on a flight from USA to Dar es salaam, Tanzania asked the Priest beside her: Woman: "Father, may I ask for a favor?" Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you child?" Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and I am well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me.......... Under your robe perhaps?" Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare" The official thought this answer was strange. Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next! Now.............................................truly, did the priest lie?

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Start date Jun 4, 2009

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