Laughter series: Cow's tit...mistake!

Kwetunikwetu · 2009-05-15T06:25:07+00:00

A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked him and took command of his vehicle. On frisking him they failed to get any money and out of frustration they decided to punish him by driving into his compound and tying him naked on a tree which was situated at the corner of his house and left him there naked while his hands and legs were tied to the tree. They then took off. In the morning his worried wife woke up only to see her husband naked on the tree with his manhood dangling. she screamed and ran to call the villagers since she thought the man was either dead or crazy. When the villagers came, they immediately untied him and brought him down. The man immediately, armed with a stick went straight for the young calf which was grazing and started chasing it all over the compound, and when villagers protested he said "you have no idea what this calf has done to me the whole night!!!" The calf had mistaken his manhood for the mothers tits and tried to suckle milk the whole night without success!

Thread starter Kwetunikwetu
Start date May 15, 2009

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