Nahitaji kubadilisha avatar yangu...nawakaribisha wote kunichagulia avatar mpya..nitumieni picha za aina mbalimbali..
Na zoezi hilo sio bure, kwa atakayenichagulia avatar ntakayoipenda bonge la...
Historia ya James Millya ni kuwa alikuwa adopted na mzungu aitwae phillip toka akiwa darasa la pili. mzungu huyo amemsomesha kama mtoto yatima hadi degree ya pili lakini cha kushangaza Millya hadi...
kuna jamaa mmoja bhana alikua anataniana na mwenzake yani huku kwetu tunaita mchongoano....jamaa wa kwanza akamwambia mwezake we ni mweusi mpaka ukisamama kwenye kona mtu akija atasema pana...
Nilianza mimi kuingiza ikakataa, basi nikamwambia mwenzangu anisaidie tuingize kwakusaidia pamoja kila mtu akiwa ameishika ikakataa kuingia.
Mwenzangu akasema tundu lake ni dogo haiwezi penya...
When you enter a seminar or lecture theatre, where do you sit? At the front row where you can ask questions or the back where you can fall asleep without being noticed? Our personality is...
Kibaka akieleza mambo aliyoyakuta kwenye pochi ya mwalimu aliyoikwapua. <1>majina ya wapiga kelele darasani. <2>vipeperushi vya migomo. <3>marking scheme. <4>jumla ya madeni anayodaiwa...
Ni ndani ya JF jaza nafasi zilizo wazi;
Bingwa wa kupigwa ban.....
Bingwa wa kushtaki.....
Bingwa wa kuchangia pumba.....
Bingwa wa vichekesho.....
Bingwa wa mikwara......
Bingwa wa...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing
math problems when his teacher picked
him to answer a question, "Johnny, if
there were five birds sitting on a fence
and you shot one with your gun...
Namwinamisha hataki,namgeuza hivi anabisha,nikimleta hivi ndo balaa,nikamlazimisha ainamishe kichwa anapiga kilele,nikamwambia anigeukie akakubali ile tu naweka analia......duh kweli kumnyoa...
jamaa mmoja alitoka kazin kufika nyumban akamkumbatia mkewe na kuanza kula denda mala mdomoni mwa demu akakuta punje ya wali jamaa akauliza ulikuwa unakula wali demu akasema hapana nilikuwa natapika.
A couple went to an animal farm and the owner came to show them around,in the process they saw two cows mating and the wife asked the owner how many times the male(cow) mates with the female(cow)...
Wakuu tumeweza kudhibiti hali ndani ya chama katika mikoa yote na uchaguzi wa ndani ya CCM unaokuja tunahitimisha kwa kuwavua uenyekiti JK na Nape, hivyo kwa mipango hii 2015 ndani ya chama tupo...
Kulikuwa na harusi ilifanyika kanisani, wakati misa ya ndoa ikiendelea Mchungaji ikafika wakati wa kuuliza kama kuna mtu mwenye kipingamizi na ndoa, babu mmoja na mkongojo wake akajivuta taratibu...
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! Im Sylvia. Howd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible! :embarassed2:
1st woman: It wasnt so bad. After I...
sasa nimejua kwanini wachezaji wakubwa wakiwa na ukame wa mabao kujiamini kunashuka!kweli mwanaume siyo sura bali ni kazi ya kiume!wiki kadhaa sasa kila nikilala na mzigo nashindwa kuperform...
jamani kuna lili tangazo la condom! kuna jamaa anaingia clab..alafu anaelekea caunter alipofika pale cjui alikuwa anatoa nini mara pakiti ya condom ikadondoka mwisho wanasema USISAHAU KUONDOKA...
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