JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Jogoo alimwambia kuku mke 'vipi wewe mayai yanachukuliwa na wewe umekaa kimya' kuku mke akajibu 'afadhali mie, wewe unaadhini alfajiri kila siku kisha hwendi kuswali'.

Hakika wanajf,mimi niko arusha hapa,kinachoendelea hapa makundi ya watu ni mengi sana,kinachosubiriwa ni hiyo kesho patachimbika hapo mahakamani ndugu zangu, tumechoka na huu ukiritimba wa...

Kijana mmoja aliipuliza akatoka na gari njiani akamgonga trafic, akatafuta kibanda cha simu akapiga 999 akawaambia: "WASHKAJI EEEH SASA MMEBAKIA 998"

Jamaa akitalii mlimani, ghafla kadondoka, akashika tawi la mti,akaw ananing'inia. Kisha kapiga kelele kuomba msaada; JAMAA: Jamani kuna yeyote hapa anisaidie? MUNGU:Jiachie nitakudaka. JAMAA: Wewe...

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Wakuu hodihodi. Nimeona ni vema nijisajiri ili tuijenge nchi yetu. Ngo ngo ngoooo, hodiiiiiiiiii

Niaje wakubwa hope mko safi basi tuungane sote ili tuweze kuambukizana maarifa ya kila aina couse Iam new in JF,have a great time members.

Ndugu wana JF mimi ni mwanafunzi wa chuo kikuu Mzumbe mkoani morogoro niko mwaka wa kwanza nachukua shahada ya production and operation management niliwahi kusoma seminari ya Mtakatifu Maria...

Kutokana na timu ya Barcelona kucheza mpira mzuri na wa kuvutia, inasemekana kutokana na kiwango cha mpira wao kuwa si wa dunia hii, shirikisho la soka duniani Fifa litaitafutia sayari nyingine...

Kocha wa timu ya Man u Sir Alex Furgason amesema kuwa timu yake itakata rufaa kutokana na Barcelona kuchezesha wachezaji zaidi ya 11 uwanjani,pia anasema kuwa amedhalilishwa sana timu ya Barcelona...

A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said , Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy...

Kila jamii ina tabia zake. Ukienda kwa maaskari wanakuwa na tabia yao ya ujumla ambayo huitwa haiba. Ukienda kwa waalimu hali kadhalika wana haiba au tabia yao. Ukienda kwa wanafunzi ni hivyo...

From Yahoo friends CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a...

Jamani kwani ni lazima mtu ukifanya harusi utoe kadi za michango kwanini mtu usifanye harusi unayomudu badala ya kusumbua watu na mikadi ya michango! tena kibaya zaidi eti mtu anakuwekea kiwango...

MFANYAKAZI WA NDANI ALISHINDWA KUJIZUIA BAADA YA KUMKUTA MAMA WA KIHINDI AKIJINYOA LAKINI MAHALI PAWAZI.BASI JUMA ALIPOKUWA ANAMSOGELEA ILI AJISHUHUDIE VITUZI KWA KARIBU MAMA AKAJUA ANATAKA...

JF MEMBERS....I WANNA TELL U S'THING....... WE NEVER HAVE WHAT WE LIKE,WE NEVER LIKE WHAT WE HAVE,STILL WE LIVE,LOVE AND HOPE THAT SOME DAY WE WILL GET WHAT WE LOVE OR LOVE WHAT WE HAVE,THAT...

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JAMAA MMOJA ALIINGIA JIJINI ANATOKA MKOA BASI BAADA YA KUHISI JOTO KALI AKAJITOSA KWA NYUMBA ILIYOKUWA JIRANI MAMBO YAKAENDELEA HIVI:NINA KIU NAOMBA MAJI YA KUNYWA= MWENYUMBA AKAMJIBU YAANI MAJI...

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