JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kuna mlevi mmoja alilewa ile mbaya, katika tembea yake akapita karibu na Jaa la taka akaanguka. Suruali ikamvuka akawa M A T A K O yako nje. Akapita Kichaa akasema 'Nani anaefanya israafu huyu...

A) Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends B) Small Boy wrote to Santa...

CCM. You scare me a little bit... when you can wear this, anything can go down...

Wakuu natarajia kwenda mapumziko ya pasaka mjini dodoma,ni hotel gani inafaa kwa mapumziko na familia yangu,iwe sehemu tulivu,naomba ushauri

Baada ya mahubiri,mchungaji smith aliwaambia waumini wake wakasome mark chapter 17 kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya somo la jumapili ijayo.Siku ya ibada akaomba kujua waumini wangapi wamesoma mark...

Sitasahau siku moja nilikuwa nakatiza mitaa ya sahare Tanga.Nilikuwa nimeboreka tu kukaa school wikiendi nikaamua kuranda randa mitaa hiyo japokuwa nilikuwa siijui vizuri.Basi katika tembea...

Bw. Masanja alikuwa na kawaida ya kuamka asubuhi mapema kukamua maziwa ng'ombe wake kabla ya kuelekea kibaruani. Ilitokea siku fulani alidamka asubuhi sana na bahati mbaya siku hiyo ilikuwa ni...

one man frm america went to the bank and met the cashier.the convrsations were as following:Man;hallow madam cn i see ur fu***n manager plz!Madam:plz sir control urself ths is a bank we dont use...

Harusi za kibongo, ni kivutio kingine cha utalii japo zinazidi kutufanya tubaki maskini wa akili na maendeleo. Hebu tufikirie kwa pamoja, kwa tukio la harusi tu unakusanya watu zaidi ya mia...

A couple of jokes... Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while...

Taifa linaangamia kwa kukosa wenye maarifa. Ongezeko la matatizo katika taifa hili ni kisahilio cha maafa katika siku za usoni. Wimbi la kuongezeka kwa watoto wa Mitaani limekuwa likichukuliwa...

Scientists in the United States of America invented a machine that catches thieves and took it out to different countries for a test: * USA , in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves, * Zimbabwe, in...

Hellow wana JF. Jamani kuna tetesi kwamba hapa nchini kwetu kuna namba za simu ambazo humilikiwa na mashetani ambapo ukizitumia kwa maana ya kuzipiga wanapokea. Hii imetokea mtaani kwe2 baada ya...

Ukiwa unaongea na mtu wa heshima toka bara kuwa umetembelea maeneo mengi zenj inabidi uwe makini na matamshi yake. Utasikia jambiani, bububu, mcha.. Wima... Endeleza

EDWARD LOWASA ALIKUSANYA MAASKOFU WA KKKKT KASKAZINI NA FAMILIA ZAO NA KUELEKEA KWA BABU KUNYWA KIKOMBE. JAMBO LA KUSHANGAZA SUMMAYE ALIPOKWENDA KWA BABU HAKUNA ASKOFU ALIYEMSINDIKIZA. LOWASA...

Wana JF, Mi nionavyo kuhusu foleni katika Jiji la Bongo ni kuchukwa maamzi makali ya kuamua kuzuia magari yenye kubeba abiria chini sita kuingia mjini. Pia na Sumatra kutoa leseni kwa mabasi...

samahanini, nimeshindwa kuiweka hapa ila kama itawezekana basi MODS waanisaidie ! kifupi tu nenda kwenye hiyo link hapo chini, utakapoifungua nenda kwenye Wimbo namba 99 imeandikwa FURAHININURU...

a town planner was asked what is wrong in female body???????????????????? He replied that entertainment area is near sewage system!!!!!!!!!!!

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and...

Kuna kijana mmoja alienda kuungama kwa padre.Mojawapo ya dhambi zake ilikuwamo hii ...'Jana usiku nilikwenda beach nikawaona watu wawili wamelala nadhani walikuwa wana...nikawa nawamulika na tochi...