Police Dog Pregnant, Coach Fired
Life became increasingly difficult for the two female dogs India's police are after giving birth, both female dog is sniffing dog who is very reliable.
Police...
Kuna Mpare mmoja anaishi karibu na Benki, baada ya kushawishiwa kwa
muda mrefu na ndugu na marafiki zake aweke pesa Benki kwa usalama wa
pesa zake, kwa taabu sana akakubali kuweka pesa Benki...
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period.Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to...
Mambo zenu waungwana nafikiri mko safi,
Ni hivi kuna jamaa alikuwa Tajiri sana lakini alikuwa na marafiki zake watatu ambao ni choka mbaya,basi cku 1 wakamuomba jamaa awakopeshe msingi wa kuuza...
Mwanaume mmoja mkoani Tanga asubuhi ya jana Jan 29, 2011 alikwenda kituo cha Polisi akiomba alindwe kutokana na mke wake kutaka kufanya nae mapenzi kila mara.
Jamaa huyo aliwaeleza polisi kuwa...
kiongozi wa chama tawala UVCCM hai (MSAFIRI )alijikuta akipokea kichapo pale alipojiona yeye ni kidume wa chama tawala alitaka kutumia nafasi yake kujichukulia malaya alijikuta akipewa kichapo cha...
Dear Sir/Madam,
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company
and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told...
Nakumbuka miaka mingi nyuma, kipindi kile cha mapigano kule Msumbiji,
wamakonde wengi waliingia Mtwara kwa njia za panya. Na serikali
ikaamua kuwatafuta na kuwaweka wamakonde wote wa Msumbiji...
> Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
> Subject: Problems with my new computer
> Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
> We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
> problems...
Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport-size photograph of his son for college admission.
Accidentally, the photograph dropped down from his pocket.
He started...
This year we will experience 4 unusual dates.... 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 ...
NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus
the age you will be this year...
A blonde sitting in economy class on a flight going to Chicago suddenly stands up and sits down in a seat in first class. A flight attendant watching her goes over to her and says, "Excuse me...
When you lift the phone you say Hello....
Do you know what is the real meaning of Hello ?
It is the name of a girl !!!
YES !!!!!!!!!!!
And do you know who is that girl ??
Margaret Hello...
Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race. The hare shot ahead...
A Person asked an intellectual.
"How do i get the best out of life?"
INTELLECTUAL:-Face your past without regrets,Handle your present with confidence,Prepare for the future without fear:thinking...
Priest: What is your sin child?
Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch...
Priest: Why?
Girl : Father he touched me....
Priest: Like this????
(The priest then touches the...
Kuna profesa mmoja pale Mlimani, alikuwa baada ya kumaliza lecture, anaongozana na wanafunzi kuelekea lunch kwa mama ntilie. Sasa nasikia wanaitwa mama lishe.
Akifika huko, mama ntilie...
Padre kawauliza waumini:
PADRE: Ni kiungo gani cha mwili hupatikana katika sehemu iliyojificha na kina wingi wa unyevunyevu kinaweza kufanya ndoa iwe IMARA sana au KUYUMBA?
WAUMINI: Kimya huku...
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