Adult Jokes

Endaku's · 2008-09-22T08:48:49+00:00

A guy donated blood to his girlfrind. When they broke up,he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody sanitary pad at him and said, 'I'll pay you in monthly instalment.' ............................................... The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and ask 'Does anybody know what this is? Dirty Harry says 'Oh,it's a penis and you know dad's got 2 of them?' The teacher says '2 of them?' Harry says 'ya. The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.' ................................................ 4 miracles of a woman Getting wet without taking a shower Bleeding without getting hurt Giving milk without eating grass Making boneless meat hard ................................................ What is the smallest hotel in the world? The answer is 'Vagina Inn ' It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggage left outside. ............................................. A hubby said to his wife, ' I will take a photo of your breast and frame it.' The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.' ................................................ The vagina is the world's best rehabilitation centre. Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced in size. ................................................ A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattooed on his dick. When he got home, he showed it to his wife. She said, 'There u go again trying to put words in my mouth.'

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Start date Sep 22, 2008

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