"divorce court"

Jewel · 2011-10-20T05:40:45+00:00

A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?" The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out...whose Pepsi is it...the machine's or mine?" THE COURT WAS SILENCE !!!!

Thread starter Jewel
Start date Oct 20, 2011

Jewel

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Oct 20, 2011

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