Dog

Kibunango · 2008-06-18T15:25:41+00:00

John takes his dog for a walk. After a while he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple of beers. After he has been there for an hour or so the local policeman enters the bar. "Whose dog is tied up out front?" John responds, "That's my dog. Is there a problem officer?" "Well she's in heat," says the cop. "Oh, she'll be all right. It's shady out there." "That's not what I mean. Your dog needs bred." "I gave her a half of a loaf this morning. She's fine." At this point the policeman is becoming a little upset. "Listen fellow. You don't seem to understand what I am talking about. That dog needs to be screwed." "Go right ahead officer, I've always wanted a police dog."

Thread starter Kibunango
Start date Jun 18, 2008

Kibunango

Platinum Member

Jun 18, 2008

Kevo

JF-Expert Member

Jun 19, 2008

sumar

JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.

Accept Learn more…

Back

Top Bottom

Forums

New posts

Dog

Kibunango

Platinum Member

Kevo

JF-Expert Member

sumar

Member

Our Community

Regional Communities