Don't worry (it happens to every one)

Azikiwe · 2010-01-08T12:02:39+00:00

Don't get scared, it happens to everyone and it never kills !! During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will swallow 1/2 litre of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (Mouth herpes.) Daily you will breathe in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW!

Thread starter Azikiwe
Start date Jan 8, 2010

Azikiwe

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