Fact or Crap?

ByaseL · 2009-10-15T10:35:41+00:00

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the=2 0batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? What is the speed of darkness? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Do you cry under water? Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out it's bum." Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . .. . . . Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does=2 0pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

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Start date Oct 15, 2009

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