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Kimbweka · 2010-07-02T07:01:57+00:00

Santa and son, Pappu, were always in competition with each other. One day Pappu left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps. "How was the exam?" asked Santa. "They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the blank' questions about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 70%. It wasn't good enough to get accepted," he replied. "Well in that case I better take that exam myself," Santa said. So off to the university he went. A week later Santa returned from his trip looking very down in the dumps. "How was the exam?" asked Pappu. "They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the blank' questions about first aid and I got them all wrong but one." "Which question was that?" "The question was...", started Santa, "What do you do when you come across a woman which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?" "That's easy", Pappu replied. "The answer is pulse." "Oh, hell," said Santa," I got that one wrong as well."

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