Hapa imekaaje hii!

Kisoda2 · 2010-01-14T07:28:59+00:00

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it. 3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration! 4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude! Keep on rocking! 5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did! 6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! 7. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow but sure! 8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rests have girlfriends! 9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! 10. Drinking is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi Now, whom to follow and which one to choose? 11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which means - it is a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!! If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.......

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Start date Jan 14, 2010

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