India V/s America

Buswelu · 2008-07-27T14:48:46+00:00

An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: 'You Indians eat the whole bread?' Indian (coolly): 'Of course.' American: (after blowing a huge bubble)'We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India.' The American has a smirk on his face. The Indian munches on... gives a cold look but did not reply. The American refuses to take the cue and persists: 'Do you eat jelly with the bread??' Indian: 'Of Course.' American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). 'We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India.' The Indian puts his coffee mug down...looks straight in the American's eye and then asks: 'Do you have sex in America?' American: 'Why of course we do', the American says with a big smirk. Indian: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?' American: 'We throw them away, of course.' Indian: 'We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.

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Start date Jul 27, 2008

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