Lightbulb joke collection 98

Mr.Toyo · 2011-08-25T12:48:36+00:00

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That depends on the wage rate. Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb. Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in. Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)" Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking. Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment. Q: How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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