Living in a small house with kids

fired · 2022-08-16T10:49:47+00:00

This life of Nairobi is sometimes very tricky. Like say you live in a one-bedroom house with your wife and kids. Two years old twins. You share the same bed since you think they are too young to sleep alone. You get home at 2am, smelling of beer. You tiptoe to bed since you don’t want to wake anyone but your wife is still on. She has been waiting for you since 8pm. It’s one of those days when she is in heat. She demands her conjugal rights claiming its long since you removed her rust. You complain about the kids, that you will disturb them, promising to service her the next day. She says if you don't climb her, tomorrow she's going to look for someone to climb her for you. You give in to the threat and decide to give her one. You are giving your last pouring thrusts, when you accidentally kick one of the kids off the bed. The girl. Her mother quickly picks her up and tucks her back to bed. Lying to her that she's been dreaming. After a few minutes, you assume that they have drifted back to sleep and decide to resume your business. As the bed starts to creak again you hear the boy whisper to the sister.. "Jishikilie usianguke wameanza tena". That's when you know you failed in life terribly.

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Start date Aug 16, 2022

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