Marriage

Nerist · 2009-07-12T14:03:10+00:00

A couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. Ahmed asks, 'We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.' 'Absolutely not,' says the Mullah. 'It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.' 'So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?' 'No,' answered the Mullah, 'It's forbidden in Islam.' 'Well, okay,' says Ahmed, 'What about sex? Can we finally have sex?' 'Of course!' replies the Mullah, 'Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!' 'What about different positions?' asks the man. 'Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem),' says the Mullah. 'Woman on top?' Ahmed asks. 'Sure,' says the Mullah. 'Allah Akbar. Go for it!' 'Doggy style?' 'Sure! Allah Akbar!' 'On the kitchen table?' 'Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!' 'Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?' 'You may indeed.. Allah Akbar!' 'Can we do it standing up?' 'No, absolutely not!' says the Mullah.' 'Why not?' asks the man. 'Because that could lead to dancing!'

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Start date Jul 12, 2009

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Last edited: Jul 12, 2009

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