Married couple at the Zoo

Masikini_Jeuri · 2010-07-02T10:12:41+00:00

A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure. Says the woman: "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?? Look, seeing that no one is looking, Ill expose one of my breasts to it and see how horny it gets just as men do". Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free. "See - says the woman - "Now I know why you react the way you do, men can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't". Says Mark: "Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens". The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure. Says Mark: "This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around and expose your bum to it and let us see what will happen"!!! The woman pull her skirt up turns around with her bum to the gorilla which by now, extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her. The woman yells: "Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me"!!! Mark replies: "Now give it one of the excuses that you usually give me: * That you don't feel like it * That you have a headache * That you're tired * That your throat is aching * That it is still too early * That I must understand you as a woman * That you are depressed * That you are in one of those days * That you are having a very busy week * That all you need is just to cuddle up * That you're tensed up * That you have to wake up very early tomorrow * That you woke up very early today * That you walked for long and your feet are aching * That caresses and hugs is all that you want today * That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good massage to make you relax * That you feel like watching TV - That you don't want to miss the soap * That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you can't move and spoil your hair Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it understands, if you can persuade it, then I promise you that from today on I'll accept your excuses"!

Thread starter Masikini_Jeuri
Start date Jul 2, 2010

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