Medicine Advancements

X-PASTER · 2007-11-24T15:30:04+00:00

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says: "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half of the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war."

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Start date Nov 24, 2007

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