Michongoano

Yona F. Maro · 2008-11-26T13:59:24+00:00

Mchongoano 1. Ati home kwenu mume sota deadly mpaka mume covert swimming pool yenu kuwa car-wash 2. Ati deep-freeze ya fridge yenu iko na ma-paintings za ma-Eskimo huko sehemu za North Pole 3. Ati grand-father 'ako ame badilisha jina la nyanya 'ako to Michelle Obama with immediate effect 4. Ati serekali yenu ime sota deadly, mpaka siku hizi Kibaki hutuma "Please call me. Thank you" kwa Kikwete, Museveni, Kagame na Obama Wame lose patience na siku hizi wao hujibu "Please I don't have credit. Thank you." 5. Ati nyanya 'ako ana poster moja kali sana ya Bob Marley kwa wall ya kager yake 6. Ati vile saa hizi kuna noma ya economic meltdown/financial crisis huko States, ume suggest kwa MP yako "Green card" ibadilishwe iwe "Red card" 7. Ati home kwenu mume chanuka deadly ati kila moja wenu hulipa fare ya ma-3 na M-Pesa 8. Ati doggy yenu ina tattoo moja kali sana ya Obama next to tattoo ime andikwa "Security we can believe in" 9. Ati muna bill-board kwa compound yenu muki enda ocha huwa muna chora "Coming Soon" kwa hio bill-board yenu 10. Ati jina la shags yenu ime badilishua to "New Kogelo" with immediate effect ati after all kuna New Zealand , New York , New England na pia New KANU 11. Ati grand-father 'ako ana poster ya Boyz II Men kwa kager yake 12. Ati nyanya 'ako ni mzee deadly ati bado ako na voter's card yake yenye alitumia kwa uchaguzi ya Lenana kuwa Laibon ya wa-Maasai hizo nyakati za kitu

Thread starter Yona F. Maro
Start date Nov 26, 2008

Yona F. Maro

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