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IronBroom · 2009-11-06T00:05:04+00:00

Hii nimeikuta kwa jamaa hukoo > > > >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" > > > >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > > > >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" > > > >HUSBAND: "Of course I do." > > > >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" > > > >HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." > > > >WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). > > > >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). > > > >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" > > > >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." > > > >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" > > > >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" > > > >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" > > > >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." > > > >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" > > > >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." > > > >WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" > > > >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." > > > >WIFE: - - - silence - - > > > >HUSBAND: "****."

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Start date Nov 6, 2009

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