Some Very CONFUSING ENGLISH it makes my head ache. Help

Kimbweka · 2010-06-29T11:39:08+00:00

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a Broker? 6. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? 7. Why is it called a building when it is already built? 8. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? 9. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots? 10. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 11. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Humans? 12. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this?? Well, get back to WORK now!! SMILE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

Thread starter Kimbweka
Start date Jun 29, 2010

Kimbweka

JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.

Accept Learn more…

Back

Top Bottom

Forums

New posts

Some Very CONFUSING ENGLISH it makes my head ache. Help

Kimbweka

JF-Expert Member

Our Community

Regional Communities