What do retired people do...?

Mzee Mwanakijiji · 2008-08-06T15:09:00+00:00

BEING* RETIRED * * Working people* frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days interesting. * Well, for* example, the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand for the Wall* Street Journal so I could track my investments. I was only in there for* about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking* ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do* than write a retired person a ticket?*** * Why* aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your* league, obviously!!! He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I* called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having* worn tires. So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket* and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.* This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets* he wrote. * * Personally, I* didn't care..... I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting* the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'McCain' in 08. * I try* to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my* health. *

Thread starter Mzee Mwanakijiji
Start date Aug 6, 2008

Mzee Mwanakijiji

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Aug 6, 2008

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