What Goes To Heaven First?

X-PASTER · 2009-02-09T20:53:11+00:00

The nun was teaching Sunday school, speaking to her class one morning and she asked the following question, Nun: "When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said: " I think its your hand." Nun: " why do you think its you hands, suzy? Suzy: " Because when you pray, you holds your hands together infront of you and God just take your hands first." Nun: " What a wonderful answer " Little Johnny raised his hand and said, " sister, I think its you legs. The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. Nun: "Now Johnnie why would you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny: "Well... I walked into mammy's and daddy's bedroom Other night... Mammy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was crying and saying, " OH GOD, I'M COMING!, If daddy didn't pinned her down, between her legs, We'd have lost her!" THE NUN FAINTED

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Start date Feb 9, 2009

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