JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mchina alipigwa mtama na kibaka na kuporwa simu,mchina akaanza kumfukuzia kibaka wake,kibaka alipoona haichwi akaweka simu chini halafu akaendelea na mbio,mchina akachukua simu yake na kuendelea...

Mmaasai alienda hospitali, baada ya kuandikiwa dawa akaambiwa aende kuchoma sindano. Akashangaa kuona nesi kachukua pamba halafu anasugua makalio ili amdunge sindano. Kuona anachomwa sindano kwa...

Mtu moja mcha Mungu alipewa nafasi ya kuomba kitu chochote kwa Mungu kwa sharti kuwa atakachoomba rafiki yake atapewa mara mbili yake. Jamaa akafikiri akaona akiomba kitu chochote kizuri mwenzake...

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of...

A fellow talking to his friend says, "How can I tell if my girl is a virgin ?" Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding night, you show it to her and ask what it is. If she calls it a...

Nipo hapa mkoani dodoma , nimetembelea muda huu bar maarufu ya carribean jirani na ofisi ya bunge nimekuta madaktari wengi sana wakiondoa stress kwa kupata vinywaji source ni phd mwenyewe...

Jangle: na kasuku wake ndani ya banda la makumbusho.... Jangle;"haya jiipatie kasuku wenye uwezo wa kuongea lugha 2 za kimataifa... 1.akinyanyua mguu wa kulia anaongea "kingereza"...

Askofu aliendesha harambee kuchangia ujenzi wa kanisa. Wakristo wakatoa Tshs75,050 tu. Ghafla majambaz wakateka kanisa na kuamrisha kila mtu atoe alichonacho! Wakakusanya Tshs 8,945,800 kisha...

Kama kuna mtu jasiri hapa JF atutajie ID zake zote anazotumia humu!!!!!!!!!! Najua zipo multiple IDs!

Jamaa alienda Saudi Arabia,kataka kuvuta sigara lkn hakuwa na kiberiti.pembeni yake kukawa na muarabu anacho sasa hajui amuombeje.basi lilimtoka tu 'Give me Jahannam'

Ndugu wana JF, Ungkuwa wewe umepokea invitation ya namna hii ungeielewa vipi? Dulce Cafe has recently opened their first store overseas in Dar es Salaam and we would love our South Africans...

Serikali inaandaa mkakati wa chini kwa chini wa kuzimisha kabisa mgomo wowote wa watumishi wa umma na kwa kuanzia itakuwa kwa huu unaoendelea wa madaktari, taarifa za kiinteligensia zimetonya...

Leo ni siku yako ya kuzaliwa, Ninakuombea kila la heri katika siku hii njema. Mungu akujalie uifurahie siku hii na nyingi zijazo kwa AFYA FURAHA TELE. HAPPY BIRTH DAY MATY

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Bosi wako akikufumania umelala muda wa kazi,akianza kung'aka,you don't need to panic,fanya kama ifuatavyo>Inua kichwa taratibu>sema KATIKA JINA LA YESU NINAOMBA NA KUSHUKURU,AMEN>fungua macho...

Mwlimu alimuita mwanafuzi akamuuliza "pesa na akili unachagua nni?"mwanafunzi akajibu*"pesa" Mwlimu akacheka sana "ha! ha! ha! kama ni mimi ningechagua kuwa na akili!"mwanafunzi naye akajibu...

We are cute daughters We are sweet sisters We are lovely lovers We are darling wives We are adorable mothers We are source of strength We are WOMEN THE WAORLD WOULD HAVE BEEN TOTAL...

kwa wanawake...before you go to bed at night try one of these simple,at-home beauty tips. ..u will wake up feeling PAMPERED,refreshed and,yes...even prettier! 1.moisturize...everywhere, your...

Usishangae hizi ndizo nursery za siku hizi: A for ATM B for BLACKBERRY C for CPU D for DVD E for EXTERNAL F for FACEBOOK G for GOOGLE H for HAMMER I for I-PHONE J for JAVA . . R...

Kids are always special, aren’t they? They love to have presents and gifts. You would also love to offer a gift for your child and put a smile on his face, wouldn’t you? Get some creative Gift...