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Kuna Bwana Mmoja na mkewe walikuwa wakijadiliana idadi ya watoto wanaowataka baada ya kuwa tayari walikuwa wamekwishazaa watoto wawili wa kike waliokuwa wakipishan kwa miaka mitano. Bwana mkubwa...
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...kichwa cha habari kinahusika!
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Pole na kazi na Matumizi... ...huwa najiuliza,humu kuna wapiga chabo(viewers) wengi kuliko wenye michango ya mawazo inayoandikika... tungefurahi kuona mawazo ya watu mbalimbali...mimi naamini JF...
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Katika hali ya kushangaza jamaa mmoja mwenye matatizo ya kwenda haja kubwa bila kujijua akifika mshindo, alikutana na demu mwenye tatizo la kwenda haja ndogo akifika mshindo. Baada ya maelewano...
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Habari wana JF.....:eyebrows: Iko hivi… Hapa JF nafanya biashara ya kukopesha pesa za akiba za familia ambayo ni joint account kwa members wa JF alafu wanalipa na riba kidogo. Nikiwa mama wa...
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Siku moja wazee walikuwa wanakunywa pombe kirabun huku wakisikiliza mahubir kutoka kwenye radio mahubiri yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo: sku ya mwisho walevi pamoja na watenda dhambi ote watalia na...
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Hivi ni marafiki zangu tu au? 1, Kuna mmoja kaweka picha akiwa kakaaa chini, mapaja nje hala kufuli jeupe linaonekana kwa mbaaali. 2. Kuna mwingine kaweka picha kavaa kanga moja halafu kalowa...
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waethiopia waliokamatwa morogoro wakiwa wamezamia, i cant imagine,mtu anaacha alipo anakimbilia sehemu kama tanzania....kuna nini tanzania??????lol
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Nilitaka kufahamishwa na wanajamvi wenzagu,je utajuaje huyu member ni me au ke? Sidhani kama niko sahihi lakini hahisi kimojawapo ni upangiliaji wa maneno kwenye comment. Siamini kabisa kuwa...
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Vitu 10 Ambavyo Wanawake Wamewazidi Wanaume...; 1. Wana Nguo Nyingi Kuliko Wanaume. 2. Wanafahamu Nani Ni Baba Halisi Wa Watoto Wao. 3. Ni Wepesi Kupenda Na Wakipenda Hupenda Kweli. 4...
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ona hio njemba kushoto ilivyovaa......
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Hii imemtokea jamaa mmoja. Anasema alikuwa amesafiri kwenda mkoa mmoja huko kanda ya kusini. Alipofika huko kwa bahati mbaya akapoteza pochi yake ambayo ilikuwa na pesa taslimu pamoja na...
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A for ATM B for BLACKBERRY C for CPU D for DVD E for EXTERNAL F for FACEBOOK G for GOOGLE H for HAMMER I for I-PHONE ...enzi zetu sasa!!
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Kipofu ana mke tena anampenda sana lkn kiziwi anatembea na mke wake kipofu! Mungu si Athuman,bubu siku moja akafumania bahati nzuri n kipofu alikuwa karibu,tatzo ni maelewano! Hebu niambie bubu...
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Wagonjwa wawili walikutana hospitalini,moja alikuwa amepata ajali ya miguu na mwingine alikuwa amepooza mwili. Wagonjwa hao walizoeana,walielezana na kuambiana mambo mengi ya kimaisha,kutiana moyo...
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leo nimejikuta namkumbuka mjomba wangu mmoja....... hivi...ambae niliwahi kwenda kuishi likizo moja nyumbani kwake.... nilikuwa sijui kuwa mjomba yule mlevi...mbwa... alikuwa akija home...
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Baada ya kupata msosi katika restaurant fulani,Bill Gates alimpa mhudumu $5 kama zawadi.Mhudumu akapokea ile pesa kwa mshangao mkubwa,akamwambia Bill gates;'ni jana tu alikuja mwanao hapa,baada ya...
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Musa:Mambo Juma:Poa Musa:hamjambo Juma:Sie wazima,za uko? Musa:Huko kwema,ndugu na jamaa? Juma:Ni wazima,sijui huko. Musa:Huko Shwari kabisa,vipi shemeji na watoto? Juma;Wazima kabisa.Kazi...
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Kila nikitembelea profile yake na kuangalia avatar yake ndio inanimaliza kabisa, anaonekana ni mpole na mtaratibu kutokana na avatar yake jinsi ilivyo..
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A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of...
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