JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

SKONGA SKONGA SKONGA Hivi jaman watu tunafauatilia vizuri kile kipindi cha SKONGA cha EATV kinachoenedeshwa na Alan. Kiukweli nampa big-up sana Yule dogo lakini kinadhalilisha taifa(sorry kama...

Knock! Knock!....Namtafuta Rev Masanilo...yeyote mwenye habari yake naomba tafadhali maana nimemtafuta kila kona nayojua simpati naambiwa he been missing for about a month now...I am so worried...

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER...

Uko gerezani umefungwa kifungo kisicho na mwisho, unapewa nafasi moja ya kutoka gerezani iwapo utapita mtihani ulio mbele yako. Mtihani wenyewewe. Unaonywesha milango miwili, kila mlango...

Najua ulikua hujui jambo hili,sio wewe tu,bali wengi hawajui.Ni kwamba sio binadamu peke yake ambae anajihusisha na vitendo vya ushoga au usagaji.Wanyama nao kuna baadhi wana tabia hiyo,popo ndo...

Improving your vocabulary can come from incidental learning from context direct learning or a combination of a person like meThe best incidental learning comes from reading good books and...

wana jf kunawatu wengi wanakuwa wagumu kweli kusema huyu ni mke wangu au nimume wangu wanasema jamaa yangu anawivu au jamaa yangu hayupo home tuonane jion wanashindwa kutoa utambulisho

Mwanakwaya anamlalamikia Padre: "Padre mke wangu hajui kufanya mapenzi kabisaa mi namwaacha haki ya nani tena .....!" Padri akajibu kwa confidence: "Si bora mkeo anajua kidogo, Mke wa mpiga...

Najua wengi wetu tumeshaangalia sana movies ambazo zilitukaa sana kichwani na hazibanduki hata ukiamshwa unazitaja hapo hapo.

Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, developed by the University of Mumbai...

Shehe mmoja aliletewa zawadi ya pensi kutoka Oman. Alipendelea sana kuivaa na kanzu wakati wa swala. Ilitokea siku moja Shehe alichelewa swala ya ijumaa na ilimbidi avae kanzu haraka haraka na...

Mpemba mmoja alijikuta akidindisha siku nzima, akashindwa kuelewa ana tatizo gani. Jioni alipokua anabadili nguo akajikuta alivaa chupi kwa kugeuza, nyuma mbele, na mbele nyuma! Lol, Mambo ya...

Baba yako anakuja nyumbani anawaita watoto wake wote anawaambia mnamfahamu yule fulani wa pale nanilii! Eeeh yule mrefu mweusi hivi eeeeeeenh huyo. YULE NDO KAKA YENU MKUBWA! Kwa hiyo soon atakuja...

Mwakibinga Mwakilili Mwakapesa Mwakatwila Mwakisambwe Mwakasege Mwakilasa Mwakabunga Ambakisya Tusekelege Atuganile Lupakisya Mwakabonga.....ongeza hapo

Umesomeka Preta

The little boy walks into his father's bedroom and catches him putting on a condom. He says, "What are you doing, Pop? The father stutters "I'm going to kill a mouse, son." The kid says...

An Idaho farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door. "Is your dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't,"...

Utamlinda Utamfanyia kweli Utampa salamu zake Utamlalamikia Utakimbia Je kwanini rais analindwa kana kwamba ni mharifu? Wanangu huenda uzee, Msifanyie masihara swali langu Maana najiandaa kuwa rais

Natokea huku ambako Sugu ni rais baridi ndo nyumbani kwao. . .I hope kufika huko muda ya jioni kwenye saa moja hivi.

Pole na majukumu ndugu mwanaJF, natumaini ulitimiza wajibu wako wa kujenga taifa ipasavyo. Nimekumbuka enzi hizo ktk kupita vidato mbalimbali mpaka chuo kulikua na mitindo flanflan ya kupiga msuli...