JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Majuzi Waandishi wa Habari walimuuliza Mh Robert Mugabe.... "Mr President; When Are you Going to Say Goodbye to your People"? Naye akawauliza; "Where are they Going"???? .......

You can't really beat the police in Bongo!!! A man alone in his car was driving home in DAR at about 12.30 am and got to a police checkpoint. A Traffic policeman stopped him and asked for...

jitume ukipewa kitu mtu mzima ww... unataka kila kitu pawe na bakora "nyuma"... onesha kama unaweza!! iko haja wakoloni warudi hapa nchini... naona bado kabisa! hopeless kweli nyie!..

Hii ilitokea Kwa Majirani zetu nchini Kenya ambao bado wanang'ang'ana kukijua kiswahili fasaha......... Mwenyekiti wa Kijiji akimkaribisha Mh Waziri kama mgeni Rasmi Mh Waziri, Kila tukikuita...

Dada mmoja aliingia na paka wake ndani ya daladala huko Afrika Kusini huku akiwa amevalia kimini cha kufa mtu. Huyu paka shingoni alimvalisha skafu iliyoandikwa Enough akimaanisha jina la paka...

Kuna mwalimu alikuwa anashangaa kukuta ugali kwenye masink ya chooni huku akiconclude kwamba wanaingia na sahani za msosi chooni, madent wakamjibu "anashangaa kuingia na sahani? Mbona midomo...

Ningependa tu kujua kwakuwa kitu kikioza(dead body)kinatoa funza, je hao funza wakioza wao wanatoa nini???

Wanaume flani walikuwa wanatambiana kuhusu uwezo wao wa kuuchuna, wa kwanza akasema kuna siku alimpigia simu mkewe akapokea lakini hakusema hallo kwa hiyo nae akauchuna hakukata simu wala kuongea...

kwa mfano washkji zangu cku hizi akiwa na mdada atakuambia...niko na "MFUGO" au utasikia mwanangu kuna MIFUGO imepita hapa... hebu nambieni nyote wabatizaji na wabatizwaji,nn chanzo cha majina...

mambo ya mitandano nimemtongoza bwana wangu bila kujua alibadilisha jina na kuweka picha fake tulipo meet ndio namuona bwana wangu live

Hii nimekutana nayo mtaani kwetu jana jioni wakati narudi toka kibaruani. Jamaa alikuwa anawasimulia wenzake namna paka alivyomtamu na namna anavyoandaliwa............... "yaani yule unachemsha...

Watanzania ni wamoja lakini ni rahisi kumgundua kila mtu na kabila lake kwa kuzingatia lafudhi na matamshi ktk lugha yetu ya kiswahili: Wahaya-mara nyingi utasikia wakichanganya kiswahili na...

...iwe inakaa kwenye plate number ya gari lake, na maeneo mengine yamhusuyo au munaona na kusemaje?

Mkuu, Kuna maiti ya mzee aliyookotwa kijijini kwetu ikiwa na majeraha ya kukatwa katwa. Ni kijiji kidogo cha watu kama 400 kwa hiyo watu wanajuana wote. Walipelekwa polisi wapelelezi...

Mmeoana na unapendana na mpenz wako,ila mtu anawasumbua sana kwenye penz lenu ingawa mna msimamo,siku moja ukaenda kuwinda porini,ukamwona swala na ukaamua kumpiga risasi,swala akakwepa,kumbe...

:lol:Marriage is nothing but a three-RING circle, engagement RING, wedding RING and suffeRING

A man visits a local pharmacy with his 6-year old son Bryan, a very inquisitive boy. As they were paying for their purchases at the counter, the boy saw some packs of condoms and asked, “Daddy...

Afellow talking to his friend says, "How can I tell if my girl is a virgin ?" Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding night, you show it to her and ask what it is. If she calls it...