JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mlevi anarudi na rafiki yake mgeni nyumbani kwake na kuanza kumuelekeza hii ni nyumba yangu na lile ni gari langu, wakaingia ndani wanalikuta njemba limelala na mke wa mlevi bila wasiwasi...

Swali liliulizwa kati ya muhindi, mwafrika na mzungu SWALI: Kitu gani kinakwenda speed? MWAFRIKA: Treni MZUNGU: Jet MUHINDI: Ati treni,ati jet HARO(UHARO) ipo speed kabla sika switch ya taa haro...

:embarassed2: An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed...

Ili kuepusha varangati na mkewe jamaa aliamua kumsave hawara yake 'battery low' kwenye simu.Siku moja jamaa baada ya kutoka kuoga akamkuta mkewe anaangaika kuiweka simu yake kwenye chaji ikambidi...

Mchungaji mmoja alikuwa akihubiri kanisani mara akamuona mama mmoja akilia kwa uchungu sana.Mchungaji akajua yule mama amechomwa na mahubiri yake,akazidi kuongeza dozi ya neno.Baada ya mahubiri...

**** jameni, ****! Acha liitwe ****, toto likifeli class hapigwi kichwani, bakora zote takoni! Hata ukiumwa na kichwa sindano wadungwa kwenye ****! Ukichoka kulala wakalia ****! Ukipata...

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck...

Kwa muda wa mwaka mmoja tangu nihamie hapa JF nimekuwa nikiona new members wakiingia jamvini na ID zinazoambatana na matukio ya kipindi hicho anachoji-register. Mfano: Janjaweed, Rais wa migomo...

anajua kuomba sana... na huwa hakosi kitu akiomba... ana maneno matam yanayoshawishi... kaa chonjo!!

''Nipeni madini ya nchi yote ya Tanzania, then mimi nitayatumia kuilisha nchi yangu na Tanzania yote kwa miaka yote''. Haya ni maneno ya Rais Kagame wa Rwanda akimuambia JK na serikali ya...

Kwa waliofanikiwa kuangalia TBC,dhehebu la Siloamu washerekea Kuzaliwa kwa Bwana Yesu Leo!! Pia kutokana na unabii waliopata,leo wanaingia rasmi majira mapya, pia nimepata taarifa hata siku ya...

Wapendwa mie sio mchangiaji sana wa hapa chitchat,ila ni mpenzi sana wa hili jukwaa.. Na kikubwa kinachonifanya nipende kuchungulia umu,ni vibweka na burudani ya baadhi ya memba ambao kwa sasa...

Wakwere Waandamana Kupinga Mahubiri Ya Padri -Kisa asema ni wachafu Mhashamu Telesphor Mkude, Askofu wa jimbo la Morogoro PADRI wa Kanisa...

mzee mmoja alikuwa na bint yake mrembo,akawa anamtamani siku 1 uzalendo ukamshinda akambaka mtoto akamwambia mama,mama akafungua mashitaka mahakamani.ikafika siku ya kesi jaji:mshitakiwa...

Naanza na Kabila hili. Lipo Nyanda za juu Kusini mwa Tanzania. Ni kabila kubwa lenye kusifika kwa wema pia ukarimu. Wanamsemo huu: Mwana gwa nino jope gwako. Linga ndume kwa nino jope gwako...

British>Can you swim? African>No British>Dog is better than you be course he can swim. African>Can you swim? British>Of course yes. African>Then what is the difference between you and dog...

kijana wa KIUME ampeleka mchumba wake kumtambulisha kwa0,alip0fika tu baba yake akagundua dosari maana binti alikuwa mweusi tii,ana matege makali, na makengeza ya maan!!!!duuh... mcchana...

UKIWA SHABIKI WA ARSENAL...RAHA SANA!!! :rant:

One day, in one church outside thy country. A girl folow thy pastor and asked a pastor what can l do in order for me to see heaven then mazungumzo ikawa hivi PASTOR ; Girl are you baptized? Girl...

Binafsi kuna jambo linanikera sana paale ninaposikia sauti kwenye simu yangu (mtandao wa Tigo) inayonijulisha salio langu kwenye simu. Sikereki kujulishwa, bali nakerwa na sauti ya mtu kama vile...