JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wakuu yani kuna hii tabia huwa inanikera sijui nye mnalichukuliaje. Mnakuwa kwenye kikao,mengi yatazungumzwa,mwenyekiti ateleza kila kitu,sasa unakuta mwenyekiti anaruhusu wajumbe waulize...
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(1)•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. (2)•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back ur pocket. (3)•If ugly pERson send U a request it no go enter. (4)•It can...
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Wasichana wambea wakiongea. Girl 1~~~Mwaya nimeolewa Girl 2~~~Oh,hiyo ni nzuri dia Girl 1~~~No,siyo nzuri ni mbaya,mana ana sura mbaya. Girl 2~~~~Oh kama hivo ni mbaya kweli Girl 1~~~No si...
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daladala moja ilikuwa imejaa abiria.dada mmoja akawa amesimama.kaka mmoja akamuonea huruma akamwambia ampakate, binti akakubari na mazungumzo yao yakawa hivi: JAMAA.dada mbona mikono yako ni laini...
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An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Julius...
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The pict reflects it all
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Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?" The other says, "Circumcision." The first boy says "Oh, man! I...
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Mshabiki wa Man U alichelewa kuamka leo.. Ilipofika saa moja ahsubuhi, mke wake akawa anamuamsha "wake up honey, it's 7!" Jamaa kakurupuka na presha anamuuliza mkewe "Uwii!.. wameongezaa tena!!!...
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Sister du mmoja alikwenda kwenye duka la dhahabu kujinunulia mkufu wa dhahabu. Katika kuchagua dhahabu akajishtukia amejamba!Kwa aibu ikabidi ageuke nyuma kuona kama kuna mtu amemuona.Kuangalia...
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The value of a # 2 Pencil YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD!! AND THEN YOU WILL FORWARD TO EVERYONE WITH THAT BIG OLE' SMILE ON YOUR FACE!! The value of a Catholic education...
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise...
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A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to...
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A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT 'LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME. THE WIFE SAYS: YOUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER'S :A S-confused1:
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je ni kweli kwamba wengi wao ni masikini jeuri? Wapo wanaodai kwamba wanajiamini sana na wana misimamo, hii misimamo wengi huiita dharau. Ni watu wanaopenda sana sifa na kutukuzwa<source mimi...
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Tangu nimeingia humu, haikua inapita masaa ikiwa sijaona mtu mzima huyu kuliona jina lake nyuzini. Na hadi kufikia namuulizia ni pia kwa kumbukumbu zangu ndiye alikua membar wa kwanza ku'shere...
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Eti The Finest yupo single? Eti Mwanakiji haish kijijin? Eti Kongosho ana sauti lain? Eti kuna memba kaibiwa bwana hapa? Eti kuna pati ya jf kubwa hufanyka hualikwa wene majna tu? Eti jukwa...
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jamaa mmoja alichelewa kuamka kwenda kazini,, ivyo alipokuwa njiani akiendesha gari kuelekea kazini,, ilibidi aandike msg kumtaarifu boss wake kuwa atachelewa kufika ofisini,, sasa alipomaliza...
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Mwaka 2012 chagua kudai haki yako na kulinda raslimali za taifa zisiporwe na wahuni wachache kwa manufaa yao binafsi. Mtanzania unapaswa kufunguka na kutoka kwenye chupa. Haki ya mtu haiombwi bali...
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ubarikiwe bundle la internet la kutosha, usipende starehe kama.......bali uwe mpole kama......... nakuombea ufurahi kamaa..... na mwisho kabisa, ukumbuke kukaa na familia
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cuf wamefanikiwa kujifungua salama mtoto wa kiume. cuf wanashuku kwa kufanikiwa kupata mtoto. jina ADC. hongereni cuf na ccm kwa kupata mtoto.
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