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ila sijui nijifunze automatic au manual...wengi wananishauri nijifunze automatic is easier...na wanawake wengi wanaipenda hii option....whats your input guys...mie sio mjeshi nahisi mambo ya...

Umeolewa na una mtoto mmoja, mumeo ana rafiki yake wa kiume mpenzi . Urafiki ambao sometyms huitwa urafiki ndugu, (lake lako , lako lake ) Mko garini mnasafiri Wewe , Mumeo , Mtoto , na...

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Ilitokea ajali ya barabarani lakini kwa bahati nzuri abiria walipata mikwaruzo tu kidogo isipokuwa mmoja ambaye alifariki hapo hapo. Katika walioumia, mmoja aliyekwaruzika mguu na kutoka damu...

Mchaga mmoja hivi alitumbukia kisimani. basi alimwita mkewe kwa msaada,basi mwanamke akatoa wazo la kununua kamba aweze mtoa ndani ya kisima.basi akafuata kamba dukani ambako kamba alinunua elfu...

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit and you’ll always be SUCC – SEX - FUL in LIFE.

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't...

: Love in the Mental Hospital Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a...

Naombeni kujuzwa suala hili, sio siri hakuna thread ya kwenye jukwaa la utambulisho ikakosa hii ID. Namshukuru sana kwa ukarimu wake maana hata na mimi alinikaribisha

watanzania mnadai Magufuli ndie waziri mwenye jina baya angalia haya sasa; David Kinembe (miundo mbinu Kenya) James Kakuma (Biashara Zambia) Akaja Akatombeka (Nishati Ghana) Nalia Namboo (Sheria...

Eti anadai tabia za watanzania ni kama 'mtu kashika njiti ya kibiriti kulia halafu kushoto kuna ganda lake'. Kwamba mtu ukijitusu tu, wamekuwasha. Aliendelea kudai kwamba tabia hii imechangiwa...

Sex is SENSATION caused by TEMPTATION, when a man puts his LOCATION in a woman DESTINATION. Did you understand the EXPLANATION or you would like a DEMONSTRATION...

Wathungu wasivyoielewa nchi yenu ya "Madhiwa na Athali..." au Tawkwimu zimekaa shaghalabhagala...? Tanzania Gary Settle for The New York Times World news about Tanzania, including breaking news...

Ukishabikia man u,utapata raha. Ukishabikia chelsea,utabaki njiapanda. Ukishabikia totenham,utaambulia maumivu. Ukishabikia arsenal.......................................

Aiseeee wakuu pale Mwenge mbona bruuuudani sana....mida ya majioni jioni hivi saa kumi mpaka saa 2usiku wewe katika katiza pale mwenge stand mamaaaa kuna totozi balaa....sijui wanatokaga na kwenda...

jf ina raha zake (ndo mana tunaendelea kuwemo) lakini pia karaha zipo.Mdau hebu taja yanayokukera humu. Binafsi nakerwa na yafuatayo: 1.Utakatifu: Kuna watu humu wanajitia wao ni watakatifu kuliko...

Naangalia TBC- 1 Dr. Issac Ndodi huyu mtaalamu wa tiba mbadala.amefikia kuanza kutangaza matangazo ya biashara akipromoti unga wa Energy Mills Ltd..Maswali mengi hayana majibu..huyu jamaaa wasifu...

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Palikuwa na teja ambaye alitoka mbio uchi mpaka maskani kwa mateja wenzake. Alipofika, akawauliza wale wenzake' oya hili suti mwaiyonaje' wale wenzake wakamjibu 'hiyo suti iko poa lakini mbona iyo...