JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND...

Girl to her boyfriend: stop looking at girls..u r committed now... Boy: Oh honey, it's not fair..u mean if am on diet, i should not even look at the menu..!

Wadau wa JF na watanzania wote kwa ujumla. Jumapili hii kutakuwa na maandamano ambayo hayajawahi kutokea ndani ya Tanzania hii. maandamano haya yatakuwa ya kupinga bei mpya ya umeme inayotarajiwa...

Siku nyingi sungura alikuwa akimtafuta mwewe kwa kosa la kumuibia mwanae. sungura akala dili na kunguru. akamwambia, kunguru eeh..mimi najilaza hapa, nenda kamwambie mwewe sungura amekufa mje...

Bibi kizee alimshtaki kijana aliye mbaka,na siku ya kesi hakimu alianza kwa kumhoji bibi na mahojiano yalikuwa hivi: hakimu:> bibi siku unabakwa nani alishuhudia ili aje kuwa shahidi? BIBI:> Baba...

Hivi hii tabia ya wanawake ya kujikoboa ngozi zao na kuwa wekundu hawajui kama inawashushia heshima yao katika jamii? Yaani leo nimekutana nimekutana na mwanamke amejikoboa ngozi kuanzia usoni...

Natafuta marafik wanajf watz ambao mpo Nairob.kama mpo radhi naomba mniPM.Mimi mtz mwezenu.

Wakuu heshima kwenu za ukweli kabisa. Ndugu yenu nimeombwa kuwa Mshereheshaji MC kweli tafrija ya kuaga mwaka2011 na kuukaribisha mwaka 2012. Jukumu kama hili sijawahi kulifanya japo nimeaminiwa...

Somebody to make me laf

Mi yangu naweza kuiuza kwa laki tano tu bila mkopo.

Mh:Hayati Regia Estelatus(doto)Mtema,ni Majuzi tu umekusanya Kero zetu kwa ajili ya kuzipeleka Bungeni na pia ulisaema utazisemea nje ya Bunge,Ombi letu kwako ni kama kwa aina yeyote unasoma hii...

Jerry Mwaijax Huu ugentleman mwingine ni extraordinary: jamaa kamzimia dem kanisani, mara ukafika muda wa sadaka eti akamwambia "dont wory i'll pay 4 u"

ina mvuto, ni nzuri na ya kueleweka. Customize mpoleeee JF Senior Expert Member Send Private Message User Notes...

Leo naomba kueleza lililo moyoni mwangu, wallahi sitanii, maana najua hapa watu watakuja na vijineno vya kukatisha tamaa~~~~Mabibi na Mabwana naomba saaana jambo hili msilifanyie dhihaka. Ni...

Miaka ya zamani kabila la wakinga lilikuwa linadharauliwa. Jamaa (mkinga) Sanga akaambiwa na mtu toka hapa we si mkinga huna lolote. Sanga akajibu.Mkinga ndili mkinga ,lakini ndili mborn townn...

kuna wezi 3 walikamatwa kwa wizi wa matunda kwenye mashamba ya watu.walipofikishwa mahakamani,hakimu akaamuru kila mwizi a.i.n.g.i.zi.w.e matunda ambayo ameiba.basi john ambaye alikuwa mwizi wa...

I thought this was funny in a special way, if you get the drift. Else you can easily be like "huh". These guys from Africa in NYC apparently are so into distinguishing themselves as "Professional...

Mkulima mmoja wa pamba Maswa shinyanga, alipouza pamba yake alipata tsh 10,005. Basi alizichukua pesa zote na kuzipeleka benki. Akamkabidhi tella wa benki. ilikuwa hivi: Tella akapokea pesa na...

Johnny Moses, from the Nootka Indian tribe, told the story of what happened in his tribe when the first British missionaries tried to take over and convert the Indians back in the 1800s. It took...