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Imekua ni "common experience" kwa watangazaji wa clouds fm kuonyesha waziwazi ushabiki wa kisiasa kwa kuwakashifu viongozi,sera,misimamo na hoja ya vyama pinzani bila kujali kuwa kituo chao cha...
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Da mitaa flani bana mtoto alikuwa juu ya mti a mapera akitungua mara ghafla mama wa kiazungu akapita pale chini yake akainua kichwa akagundua kale katoto akajavaa chupi.mara akakaambia hey toto...
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Jmn kwa anaejua bifu lililopo kati ya hawa mahasimu wawili hebu a2pashe kwann hawa wa2 hawaelewani,.
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa amejipanga foleni katika shindano la kumpata mtu mwenye dick/pen*s ndefu zaidi.Alikuwa ni mtu wa nne kuingia na ndipo alipoikuta rula ya sentimeta 100.Rula ilikuwa imewekwa...
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HUKU MTAANI KWETU TUMECHOSHWA NA WEZI WA SIMU, hii imetokea ja na trh 11/11/2011 morogoro kata ya kichangani mtaa area six ninja baada ya kijana mmoja anayesemekana ni mkazi wa kata ya kilakala...
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hawa wazungu hawahurumii masaburi ya waafrika? dah!!misaada hadi wazalilishe masaburi ya waafrica? wameshachoka kuombwa ombwa tu ..wanataka kama mnataka misaada basi wajue moja ..wote muwe...
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wakuu hapa tabora mjini kumetokea vurugu...kuruta wa jkt wamezurumiana na machinga katika kuuziana viatu ...naskia jamaa kachukua viatu bila kulipa machinga wamempa kichapo..sasa ni vurugu maduka...
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nimependezwa sana na jinsi aminata anavyojibu post za watu mbalimbali humu kiasi kwamba huwa nikiona post mpya tu namtafuta nione amejibu vipi. Yani kwa ufupi nimekufa nimeoza ingawa maana...
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Masela walikuwa wanavuta bangi Sehemu,kibiriti kikawaishia, wakamtuma msela akaombe Sehemu, msela akatembea mpaka anarudi tena kwenye chumba kilekile, na akasahau kama ndo alipo toka, akawaomba...
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Huyu mwalimu(sina hakika kama ni mwalimu kweli) katika tangazo hili sijui ni la HakiElimu ananifurahisha sana kwa jinsi anavyofikisha ujumbe wake kwa hadhira. Ni zaidi ya macomedians kama akina...
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Hi Beautiful JF Members Do you know throughout history, the happiest people often record going through a deep depression caused by a sense of the loss of meaning…?These events should not be...
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Rais Kikwete amepanga kufanya semina elekez kwa wananchi wa arusha.Itafanyka pale ktk hotel ya ngurukulwa.Lengo ni kurejesha imani kwa wakaz wa arusha juu ya chama chake,na kuwapa majumuisho ya...
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the...
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If you have planned to live for a week support flees(7days),if for a year plant maize(1 year),if for a decade plant trees(more than 10yrs) and if for a millenium educate people about conservation...
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Mmasai mmoja alimpleleka Mkewe Hospitali kwenda kuangaliwa hali ya ujauzito wake. Baada ya Daktari kumfanyia uchunguzi akatoa taarifa kwa Mmasai kuwa mtoto amekaa nje ya mfuko wa uzazi na itabidi...
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Mchungaj m1, alikuwa amepotelewa jogoo wake, ikabidi atangaze kanisan; "JAMAN NANI KAONA JOGOO WANGU" mara wanakwaya 4 (wanawake) wakanyoosha mkono, akasema "mh ni nyie tu"..?, gafla masister...
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Jamaa kakutana na Mrembo mzuri wa aina yake njiani,akamwambia naomba ning'ate chuchu zako kwa shilingi elfu moja mrembo akamjibu we mjinga nini?ebu usinisumbue,halafu akamwacha. Jamaa akamkibilia...
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i wanted to post this thread but found already posted. otherwise have a good day pals.
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Hebu semeni wapi kuna nyama choma nzuri tukutano huko? Nina hamu sana leo.
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Nani atakuja kawe club kwenye samaki wa kuchoma. Babii vipi? kuna issue wekend hii?
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