JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Muumini mmoja katika kanisa fulani kijijini alikuwa haridhishwi na mkewe katika kufanikisha tendo la ndoa kiasi cha kuamua kuomba ushauri kwa mchungaji wao. Mchungaji akamweleza yule muumini ampe...

kuna familia moja ilivamiwa na majambazi,kabla ya kuiba hayo majambazi yakapanga kuwaua wote, ila kabla ya kuwaua majambazi hayo yaliamua kuwauliza majina yao kwanza. Jambazi:we mwanamke unaitwa...

Kuna jamaa jongoo wake alikuwa hapandi mtungi,basi jamaa akaenda kwa mganga na kumweleza tatizo lake.mganga akamwambia tatizo dogo hili,kisha akampa jamaa kanda ya wimbo wa taifa na kumwambia...

A man went to a Hipermarket with his wife. After few minutes, the wife got lost and he couldnt find him nowhere. He went to a beautiful girl standing in a conner and asked her: "Would you please...

loh! mie hoi

1:chali na nguo/bila nguo 2:kifudi fudi na nguo/bila nguo 3:ubavu ubavu na nguo/bila nguo mimi nipo ktk namba 1 lakin bila nguo na haijalishi ni msimu wa joto au baridi-mwendo ni chali chali tuu...

Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother? Child:No Judge: Why? Child: She beats me. Judge:Okay, so you want to live with dad? Child:No Judge: Why not...

Mke alipoona mme wake ameenda safari ya mbali akaamua atoke nje ya ndoa ili atulize hamu yake,akaamua kumleta mwanaume wake nyumbani,Siku moja usiku mme akarudi kutoka safarini na alipofika kwake...

Jamani tusaidiane hapa,,,nani atamcheka mwenzake kati ya:- 1-ARSENANE, 2-MANSIX au 3-CHELFIVE?

Reasons: Kujipendelea wajukuu, kushabikia mila na kuukosoa ubazazi. Period: 1 week Zingatia sheria na kanuni za JF. Onyo: Atakayepinga hii BAN naye anapigwa BAN. Wengine wote muwe na weekend...

Haijawai tokea mwenyewe kusema kama imeingia jamani.Mpaka mimi eti ndo nimuulize kama imeingia wakati yeye ndo anaweka,kama vipi wanajanvi nitaacha. Huyu muuza duka yaani kuweka vocha anaweka...

Watoto watatu walikuwa wanatoka shuleni, wavulana wawili na msichana mmoja. Njiani walikuta mti wa maembe yameiva, wale wavulana wakasema hawajui kupanda ili watungue maembe. Basi yule msichana...

Kwanini kila watu wanapoanza kuhoji kuhusu DOWANS kunakuwa na mgao wa umeme?

kwa maelezo ya mkuu wa usafiri wa daladala AR amesema huo ulikuwa si mpango wa wenye magari. Amesema ni wahuni tu waliotaka kuleta fojo hizo ambazo ni za kisiasa zaidi. Haya ni maigizo.

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-laws to hopefully get to know and understand each other better seeing relations between them were very sour...! Two...

sisi mabachela huwa tuna mtindo wa kuweka masilver, yaani pesa za sarafu kwenye kabox chumbani kwetu, au kidroo kidogo cha kitanda. yani ukitoka kwenye mishemishe zako, silver zote huwekwa hapo...

Kwa kauli na msimamo uliotolewa na Uingereza kwa hakika wametuabisha au tumejiaibisha. Wametupa misaada kutulemaza na sisi tukalemaa na kujikuta tumekuwa mateja wa misaada, tukaacha kufanya...

Jamani hii imekaaje? UN imesherehekea mtoto aliezaliwa huko Ufilipino ambae ametimiza idadi ya watu bilioni 7 duniani, Maswali machache. 1. Kwanini UN wakaamua kufanya maadhimisho hayo Philipin...

I just love these dates.......

Wake wawili wanao mgombania mwanaume mmoja wameanzisha vita ya uchawi ili mradi kukomoana tu. Juzi mke mkubwa alimlaza mke mdogo juu ya mbuyu kimazingara kisa kamzuia mume kurudi kwa mke mkubwa...