JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Nimeona watu wanashangaa kwenye sehemu za magazeti na internet kuhusu jd kuwa na mimba.. Labda msiojua mwanamke yoyote anaekuja dduniani lengo lake kubwa kabisa ni kuongeza duniani eeh nasema hata...

Wadau hii nimeikuta sehemu nikacheka sana. A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girls , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM machine

Mimi na-declare interests kwamba ni mnazi wa kutupwa wa Yanga S.C. na Arsenal F.C. Week end iliyopita walininiyma raha kabisa.Nawasubiri CDM wanitoe kimasomaso Igunga.Ni hayo tu bandugu.

Wewe ....................... ambaye nimeku-pm, nimeizimia sana avatar yako. Naomba iwe siri yako tafadhali, "Usimwage kuku kwenye mchele mwingi"

Je OIC inaruhusu ushoga? kama hairuhusu kwa nini tunganganie kuwemo ndani ya JUMUIA YA MASHOGA ya COMMONWEALTH? thread hii itatupa picha na kuwatambua za watetea mashoga wa JF ambao wanapinga...

Jamaa m1 alifika kwake na kumbeba mke wake na kuanza kuzunguka nae nyumba nzma,mkewe akamuuliza"leo mchungaj amefundsha upendo? Mmewe akamjbu ametufundsha kuwa tunapaswa kubeba mizgo yetu...

Habari wana JF….. :poa Jamani is it me ama jamvini kumepoa saana mida hii?? Sina hata topic hapa... Akili haijakaa ki-serious.... Sijachoka... Sina usingizi... Sina movie mpya ya kuangalia..:A...

Ninachukizwa sana na taarifa juu ya OCD Arusha kuwaita wananchi wenzie panya, Ninachukizwa sana na jinsi serikali inavyoufanyia mzaha muswada wa katiba mpya, Ninachukizwa sana na tabia ya baadhi...

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! Our phones ~ wireless! Cooking ~ fireless! Cars ~ keyless! Food ~ fatless! Dress ~ sleeveless ! Youth ~jobless! Leaders ~shameless ! Relationships ~meaningless...

Ningependa kila m2 aseme atakua wapi kesho. Mimi sijapanga pakwenda. nasubiri kualikwa. wewe utakua wapi weekend hii?

Wakuu wenzangu nawapeni salam zangu, naomba tujadiliane kuhusu hili swali langu je jina lako lipo wapi katika mwili wako? Nawaombeni munijibu kwa busara asanteni nawasilisha.............

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why, of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks, "Where are you from?" "I'm from...

santa : my ex-girlfriend's status on facebook says "standing on the edge of a bridge"... Banta : So did you comment anything ? . . . Santa : No, I just poked her!

Exam Pattern ; 1995 - Answer all questions. 2000 - Answer any 5 questions. 2011 - Answer either (a) or (b). 2015 - Atleast read the question paper please. 2020 - Thanks for coming. Have a nice da

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Nguvu walio nao wakina Nyani Ngabu inaonekana dhahiri jamaa wamejipanga kikamilifu watashinda haya maneno ya Membe hayawezi kuwazuia kama kuwepo wameshaingia na wanakimbiza ile mbaya kitaa.Soon...

Nimeangalia phonebook yangu, watu wote wenye namba za Zantel ni waislam, whats wrong with this mtandao and udini?

Hey Guys . . . Kama mnavyojua, Wanaume tunayo majukumu mengi sana katika dunia hii na tuko mstari wa mbele katika mambo mbali mbali. Hata hivyo napenda zaidi tuongelee zaidi majukumu yetu ya...

Nauliza swali Je Ni Nani ni Mwanachama wa kwanza wa hii Forum Jamii forums tangu ianzishwe nakuombeni munipe jibu? Asanteni.....

Doctor wa kike alimtoboa Jamaa kidole ili apate sample ya damu kwa ajili ya vipimo.Doctor alisubiri damu itoke lakini haikutoka.Yule doctor akaamua kumnyonya kidole mshikaji na hatimae damu...