JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Nigeria Government recently announced to pay men with 5 children 1million Naira monthly salary. A man heard the news and said to his wife, Eunice! I have a kid with my girlfriend, I am going to...

Kwa wale wenye kupenda kupiga misele na nani hii wao sijui hii ni kweli???

THE CHALLENGE WIKIPEDIA:I know evrything GOOGLE: I have evrything Facebook: I know everybody INTERNET: without me your nothing ELECTRICITY:Keep talking ladies!!!!

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to...

Jamani kama upo maeneo ya mwenge kituoni nimemuona J.shibuda akisubili daladala nilitaka kumpiga picha ili niwawekee hapa lakini simu yangu ya tochi Kama nimemfananisha am sorry lakini alikuwa...

niaje vijana wenzangu wa 'man sita' sory man u! naona leo mmepa mbabe!

Wadau nahisi na naona kuwa Zakaria wangu ameongezeka sana .. Najua huu sio ugonjwa .. Siwezi kukimbiwa kweli hapa? Naogopa.

anayapungisha upepo kwa kwenda kia cjui yanawaka moto

yani hapaaa naandika ndio kama dk 45 zimepita toka kasheshe la mhaiti mmoja na mnigeria kukamatwa na mapolisi bada ya kukamatwa na bangi na madawa ya kulevia ktk room wanayolala ambayo iko ktk...

I was just listening at one of the foreign radio and I was attracted with this words from the Radio Presenter that now day at Tahrir Square there is this Billboard sign which says PEOPLE SHOULD...

Kuna Mzee alikuwa kila akiweka wine yake akija kuinywa tena anakuta ladha imebadilika! Akaamua weka mtego, siku 1 akanywa wine kidogo akaacha akatoka yeye, mkewe na hausegal wakamwacha houseboy...

Cna mengi ya kusema leo ncje nkapgwa ban nyingne,ila niwaambie tu aman ya bwana iwe pamoja nanyi!

Nimefanya utafiti usio rasmi nikagundua kuwa Wanaume wengi wanapokaa kwenye siti za daladala hupenda kukaa na wanawake. Hilo ni dogo la ajabu zaidi Hufurahi hata kama amesimama lakini akawa...

A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment, 20 stores high. Suddenly she hears her husband arriving at the apartment. So she tells the lover 'Don't move at all, I will resolve this...

hey guys..i need somebody who gona translate swahili's thread into english as i told before i know nothing about swahili..so who is ready?...i need more than 2people..help me please

Pastor mmoja alikuwa akihubiri kanisani akisema"Fanyeni mema,ili mkaingie uzima wa milele,huko paradiso kuna mito ya maji,asali na kila starehe".Mara sauti ya mlevi akikatiza nje ikasikika...

Jamani watu wa Arusha niko hapa kwenu ila naondoka kesho alfajiri

Habari wana JF….. Weekend inasemaje Dears??? Kwa jinsi tunavoendesha maisha yetu sasa hivi ni wazi kua kila mmoja hasa ambae ana access ya kuingia hapa net ni lazima awe na simu ya kiganjani...

Mwenzenu naham ya kumuona msichana mmoja wa humu ndani anaitwa pretta. Huyu dada anaonekana ni mchesi na mzuri pia anafaa kuwa wife.

Natambua wote huyu member mnamjua haswaa wale wa kwenye jukwaa la sihasa. Alikuwa anakata mayenu baada ya uchaguzi wa lgunga.