JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mzee mmoja akiwa ametulia nyumbani na mjukuu wake ikiwa ni mida ya darasani, mara ghafla akamuona mwalimu kwa mbali anakuja uelekeo wao...... BABU: jifiche mjukuu wangu mwalimu anakuja kukufuata...

Nilikuwa kwenye daladala, kiti cha dirishani na pembeni yangu kulikuwa na jamaa amevaa saa. Kituo cha mbele kidogo jamaa alipanda basi na kusimama kando ya jamaa aliyekaa. Kumbe jamaa ana...

Hii simu nokia n79 original inauzwa tsh ngapi nijuzen wapendwa naitamani

jaman wanajf mliopo wilaya ya same naomba siku moja tuonane angalau kwa masaa machache tubadilishane mawazo.....

niko bar hapa na mshkaji wangu,kapita kijana wale wa mitaaani kutengeneza kucha,wife wa jamaa yangu kamuita kwa shangwe wee njoo dogo akaanza mambo yake,mara mguu wa wife wa jamaa aunyanyue aweke...

Thread yenyewe ni mambo au vitu ulivyoviona/vijua ulipokuwa mdogo na sasa vimetoweka kabisa. Hii ni kwa sababu ya kujikumbusha, na pia kuwazindua wale waliokuwa bado hawajazaliwa. Naomba mwanzo...

Hivi kwanini ngoma ya Kichagga wakicheza wanashikana mikono? Mimi navyoona easy too umwache Kavishe,Masawe n' Mangi wakati una buku5 mfukoni!

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Hivi kung'ang'ania siti ya dirishani katika mabasi ni ushamba au ni nini? Jamaa katoa macho mpaka jasho linamtoka kisa apishwe eti yeye siti yake ni ya dirishani duh....tueleweshane tafadhali

mvuta bangi mmoja anamuulza mlev hivi eti india ipo mbali sana na zanzbar?akajbu sidhani maana tunaye mhindi kazin kila siku anakuja kwa baiskeli na anawahi

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A...

YO YO ni mwana jamvi mwenzetu wa mda mrefu sana ile kitendo cha yeye kupigwa ban mara kwa mara inafanya asiwepo hapa jamvini kwa mda mwingi.. mods sometime mpeni msamaha YO YO ban alizopata...

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Jamaa amefanikiwa kumwoa mwanamke ambaye hajawahi kumvua chupi. Lakini alipoanza naye maisha mwanamke anakataa katakata kutoa ile kitu inayokamilisha ndoa: baada ya kushindwa kumshawishi na hata...

Waziri mkuu 'mstaafu' Edward Lowassa aliwahi kutoa kauli hii na ameirudia tena kama onyo kwa watanzania na wanahabari. Je nini tafsiri yako mtanzania? "Hatukukutana na Rais Kikwete barabarani...

Udaku mwingine yaani basi tu! Mugabe ‘really bricking it’ now Gaddafi is dead Oct 21st, 2011 Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe is reportedly shitting himself over the fact that now Muammar...

Therez a guy sittin at a bar,just lookin at his drink.he stays like that 4 half an hour. Soon,a big trouble makin truckdrive step next 2him,take the drink from the guy n just drink it al down...

Jaama aliingia kwenye daladala,akakutana na dada m1,mazungumzo yalikuwa hv..... Jamaa:Samahan dada et we unaitwa google? Dada:Hapana...,mbona umedhania hvyo...? Jamaa:Kwa sababu una kila kitu...

1. July 2011 has: 5 Fridays 5 Saturdays 5 Sundays This happens every 823 years. Hence next combination will be in July year 2, 834 2. This year we are going to to experience four unusual...

datz is what i like abt muslim hawapendi utan kabisa na dini yao na ukitania wanakua wakali kwel kwel...ila hawa washamba wanaotania dini ya kikristo huwa wananikera sana na nashangaa kwann...