JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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mpaka mwenyewe unakubali mungu aliumba!
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Jamani eti ni kweli tunaangaika na kupoteza mkwanja kibao kununua nguo,mavazi mengi wakati muda mwing yani most of timei huwa mtu unaenjoy while hujavaa nguo?
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Kuanzia Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden na huyu wa sasa Gaddafi, lazima aniumize moyo.
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Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to...
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Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father. Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should...
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A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot the “1st” and printed John 4:18. 1st John 4:18 reads "There is no fear in love. But perfect love cast out fear...
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A tourist asked a boat guy Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U will...
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Habari wana JF…. Kila mwanadamu ana kitu ambacho yeye binafsi hukubali na kuridhika kua it is the best thing about Her/him or one of the best thing... Regardless ya kusubiri Usifiwe na...
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Jaman mi nmekuwa addicted nataka nipigwe BAN nifanyeje?,kweli nimechoka yan nashinda mchana kutwa humu,ucku kucha nipo tu,loh nadhan nikipigwa ntaacha kuingia ingia hapa hvyo nambieni nifanyeje...
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Mara ya kwanza kulikuwa na tangazo la kuvunja ukimya hasa kipind cha kombe la dunia lilidhaminiwa na watu wa marekani, saiz kuna tangazo/mabango ya funga mkanda limedhaniwa na watu wa umoja wa...
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Kuna habari kwenye gazeti la Raiamwema la jana kuwa aliyekuwa katibu wizara ya Giza na migao kafunga ofisi(ya umma) na kuondoka na funguo kwa maelezo eti kuna vitu vyake vimekaa vibaya na eti yuko...
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Duh post takriban elfu 5 sijawahi kutoa wala kupokea Thanks hata moja..!!! Nilidhani nina mtaji wangu tayari, ukiona hivi unaweza kusema huyu Jamaa ni mchoyo kweli kweli..!!! Ngoja nianze...
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Hi JF!. Nimelichunguza mda mrefu...hatimae nimegundua hili: kwa kua njia ya upatikanaji ni rahisi ya watoto ndio maana wamejaa mitaani. -unae mke nyumbani lakini unae mwingine mtaa mwingine...
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Mbu na ujanja wake hawezi kupenyeza mshare wake katika kichwa cha Uume wa wanamme!Sababu kwakuwa hakuna vishimo vya vinywereo!
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Mkuu Kivumah ni muhimu leo usifurahie tu kua You are one year older… La msingi ni kumshukuru Mungu pia kua you are indeed one year older… Heri na fanaka viwe nawe hasa siku hii... Marafiki...
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Yan nimekutana na majina mazuri na mabaya hapa Jf, mengine yanafurahisha ukilisoma tu waanza mjengea picha alivo. Mie binafsi wakati nipo O-level kulikuwa na mdada anamasaburi balaa tukawa tunaita...
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Girl: Hi Baby Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails) Girl : upo? Boy: Ndiyo,nipo (sending fails) Girl: Are u ignoring me or what!!! Boy: Hapana baby... nipo!... (Sending fails) Girl : It s...
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Long live!
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Duchess of Alba, bibi wa miaka 85 anayetoka katika familia ya kifalme, ambaye annaminika kuwa na utajiri mkubwa kuliko taifa zima la Monaco, juzi alifunga ndoa na mchuchu wake mwenye miaka 20...
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could...
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