JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

ni kwamba maisha yamekua busy saaana, watu wanashindwa kunawa nyumbani...ni kwamba uchafu wa cku hizi ni mgumu sana hauwezi kuondoka kwa njia ya kunawa kawaida home!!?cjui!!! ...lakini hilo...

WHO IS A SLAVE HERE? Dear Friends! Ever wondered how hard we work to fill our lives with luxuries that we hardly have time to enjoy? LOOK AT IT THIS WAY... The luxury Cars, Land Cruisers...

Wakuu kuna jamaa kwa muda mrefu kweli amekuwa akimwaga matusi kwa j.k kwa style ya kuhubiri, utasikia kikwete kichaa, kikwete ni joka, kikwete mpumbavu, hili joka mungu ataliondoa. Kwa wanaopita...

mlevi mmoja kila siku akirudi nyumbani anampiga mkewe bila sababu, kila siku anamwambia kesho nikirudi nikukute haupo na ubebe kila kitu chako unacho kipenda humu ndani, basi siku mbili zimepita...

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Discuss...

‎"Jamaa mmoja alikuwa ndani ya daladala, Tumbo likaanza kumsumbua coz of gesi. Jamaa akaona bora ajambe kwa kufuata bit la mziki. Kweli Jamaa akajamba kwa kufuata biti la mziki na tumbo...

A tourist asked a boat guy Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U...

Ilikuwa ni mida ya saa tisa mchana,kijana wa kiarabu Razaq anaeish na mkewe kwenye nyumba ya familia yao,kilele zinasikika dada zake na Razaq wanamzomea Razaq huku wakimmiminia maneno machafu...

huwa nashangaa sana mtu akilalamika eti oooooh! maisha magumu..kwa nini ung'ang'anie vitu vigumu?kama maisha magumu achana nayo fanya vitu vingine kwani kuna vitu vingi sana vya kufanya labda...

Please jf members IS FORGIVING FORGETTING?

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Tunashauriwa kwamba, watu wanaosafiri kwa kutumia vyombo vya BAHARINI kuvaa viatu aina ya YEBO YEBO. Utafiti uliofanywa imeonekana kwamba aina hii ya viatu huwa hazizami baharini. Baadhi ya watu...

Krup hadi ndani police! Police wa zamu wamepigwa butwaa kumuona kijana mmoja kaingia police post kwa ghafla na kwa kasi ya ajabu huku akihema. Kabla hawajaanza kumuhoji kulikoni wanaliona kundi la...

Mzee mmoja alikuwa anacheza draft na wazee wenzie.Msosi ulipokuwa tayari,mkewe akamtuma mwanae akamwite baba yake kwa ajili ya msosi.Dogo alipofika kwa baba yake akaamua kumwita kimafumbo ili wale...

Sales girl: sorry Sir,you can't smoke here Man:but I bought this cigarette from your shop Sales girl:yes we also sell condoms here,does it mean you'll start fu**ng us..

Jamaa moja alikuwa na mazoea ya kwenda kuogelea kwenye kisima kimoja kikubwa kilichotengenzwa kwa sakafu kila upande.Kwa kawaida yake akifika mita 30 kutoka kisamani anakimbia kwa nguvu na kurukia...

why is 6 afraid of 7?-because 7 ate 9!!!! [7 8 9] Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.One says, "I've lost my electron".The other says, "Are you sure?"The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive. Maths...

A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some...

Mzee mmoja alikuwa anadaiwa madeni mengi yasiyolipika.Katika wote wanaomdai,kuna jamaa aliyemkopesha sh.5000 ndo alikuwa anamsumbua kila siku kumdai pesa yake.Siku moja alfajiri yule jamaa...