JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Katika kipima joto cha ITV kuna aina tatu za majibu 1. NDIYO 2. HAPANA 3. SIJUI. Mfano wa Swali. -----Ongezeko la watoto wa mitaaani jijini Dar es Salaam, Je serikali ilaumiwe?--------- Hapa...

Leo nimeenda kumtembelea rafiki yangu mchana huu nyumbani kwao,tumepiga stori sana.basi chakula cha mchana kilipotengwa mezani ghafla akaniomba nimsindikize dukani nami nikamkubalia,ila tumefika...

A woman is like a pack of cards ... ... You need a heart to love her ... A diamond to marry her ... A club to smash her head in ... And a spade to bury the bitch

Mitaa hii kulikuwa na vumbi jingi lililokuwa linatimka kiasi kwamba mvua ilivyoanza kunyesha yakawa yanashuka matone yenye matope!

Popobawa huyu hapa. Ni outcome ya utawala wa Farao kwa kumwacha Muumba.

Mr & Mrs.Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their son Differentiation with Integration (Do, Mr & Mrs. Calculus) Place: Matrix hall 5, Parallel Line St, Square root Tower, Near Polynomial...

kuna dogo mmoja alikuwa anahudhuria mafundisho ya dini sikumoja mwalimu alikuwa akifundisha akauliza wangapi wanataka kwenda mbinguni? watoto wote wakanyoosha kasoro yuke dogo mwalimu akamuuliza...

Nanukuu kampeni za mgombea huyu huko Igunga;Nitaanza na vijana>>vijana hamna kazi,mnakaa vijiweni bila kazi>>vijana mna 'very problems'>>Ninyi ni kama solar panels,mnachomeka juani muda...

Habari zenu wana JF, Kwanza namshukuru Mungu kwa siku hii ya leo, ni siku njema inayopendeza machoni pa Mungu. Namshukuru mama yangu mpendwa kwa sababu katika siku hii ya leo tarehe 28 September...

hivi huwa unapenda kufahamu kuwa watu wengine wanakuongelea vip???....na unatumia njia gani kufahamu?

Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go...

Wana jf nawasalim My boyfriend kasafiri na atakuwa ughaibuni kwa miezi kadhaa.Nampenda sana na niko tayari kuolewa naye hata mkee wa pili in case atarudi na mke My problem is this:Kaniachia...

Mwana jf kila uamkapo asubuhi utakutana na KALABLASHA TATA ambapo ndani kutakuwa na mada ya kuzumzia kwa asubuhi hiyo tafadhali usikose kupitia. Hii itaanza kesho nenda search andika kalablasha...

1. Isiwe ndogo saaana, 2. Iwe nzuri na yenye mvuto, 3. Isiwe imetumika mno, 4. Isiwe na umeme, 5. Iwe maeneo ya uswazi (cheap), 6. Iwe nyeupe na ndefu, 7. Mpangaji niwe peke yangu, 8. Isiwe na...

Nakutaka wewe, Wewe wa kike ambaye umekuwa ukichangia sana post zangu, wewe ambaye umekuwa unapitia kutazama profile yangu, nasema na wewe wa kike ambaye unastahili kila kilicho cha kwangu...

A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot the “1st” and printed John 4:18. 1st John 4:18 reads "There is no fear in love. But perfect love cast out fear...

Habari za usubuhi wana jamvi.... jamani naomba nitoe wazo la mhe. BWM agombee tena urais kwa mara ya pili ili angalau tuondokane na serikali legelege ya sasa... tukumbuke kipindi cha mkapa...

habari ndugu zangu...binafi nina mchumba wa kichaga mmachame....sasa rafiki zangu wananitahatharisha sana...ila binafsi sijaona mabadiliko yoyote tangu tuwe pamoja miaka 3 iliopita.. Niishaurini...

Last night during Obama's Los Angeles event at the House of Blues, some guy mustered up the guts to shout at the top of his lungs at the President, alternating between variations of "Jesus Christ...

A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a PHONE CALL so that their kids wont realize. One day the husband sent his son to tell his mummy that, he want...