JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
This guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender says, "Go down the hall and make a right." The drunk staggers off to the bathroom and a short while...
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Jamaa alikuwa anamdai mshkaji wake, cku ya kulipa ilivyofika jamaa akawa anamkimbia mdeni! Ikaenda hivyo kama mwezi jamaa anazingua kuonekana haonekani! Siku moja kama zali jamaa kakaa sehem...
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Mama na wakubwa zangu walinisimulia enzi hizo nikiwa mdogo nilivokuwa nageuza misamiati;- DOGORO- GODORO SEMPELI- PENSELI GLOO- DROO PICHES- CHIPS PUCHI- CHUPI SHAMOO- SHIKAMOO...
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Kuna jamaa m1 hv jogoo wake alikuwa hasimamì akaamua kwenda mganga.,bac baada ya kumuelezea shda zake mganga..mganga akaamua kumpa CD akamwambia chukua hii CD Ukaiskze,.bac yule jamaa akaenda...
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A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me." Sure enough, the...
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Ni mwaka mmoja kasoro wiki tangia nimejiunga na JF............................na nimeona ni vyema niwatonye wanajamvi tu ya kuwa sikutegemea baada ya uchaguzi wenye vioja 2010 bado ningelikuwa...
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Wana jf wanzangu naomba mnisaidie, nataka kubadilisha username nifanyaje..? mbaya zaidi natumia cm. naomba mnielekeze jins ya kufanya.
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I know 3 facts about you, 1. U cant say M without your lips touching 2. You are tryng it now and u look lyk an idiot 3. You are now smiling
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1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. 2. An amiable person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. 3. A proud person: One who thinks his own farts are...
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A little old lady walked into the main branch of the Tandale Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the 3 million dollars that she...
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The trouser suit may be the uniform of choice for the power-dressing career woman. But she’d be better off in a skirt, if the latest research is to be believed. Skirts give a better first...
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to...
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Asante baba wa mbinguni kwa kuifikisha hii siku tena .ni exactly tarehe kama ya leo jembe maganga mkweli alizaliwa shukrani kwa mama na baba mzazi walionileta duniani , much respect kwa all jf...
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Rajput wanted to have $ex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Rajput got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a R100 if you let me...
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jaman hawa wanawake wanatuibia kweli, kunajamaa alikua anafanya mpenzi na demu m1 basi yule mwanamke alivyokuwa analalamika ah , ah nakojoa basi yule jamaa akamtest kama kweli au anaibiwa basi...
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ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki kuku kakaka Hongera!Umemaliza kujifuza lugha za nyani njoo uchukua ndizi.
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Jamaa alioa binti mshamba ambaye alikuwa hajawahi kuuona u*me maisha yake yote.Siku ya kwanza kuuona u*me wa mumewe,yule binti akauliza hiyo ni nini?mume akajibu;huu ni u*me au m*oo na ninao mimi...
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1.Mtoto akililia wembe..ujue kakuwa. 2.Haba na haba... huleta mahaba. 3.Asiyefanya kazi...ale mavi. (Ongezea za kwako)
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jina jipya la chelsea "chel3" (chelthree)
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Kudadadeki,wenga wa kutimua kiukweli sasa,amewarudisha tena mkiani. Teh tee e he.
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