JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Hivi JF ina Rasi wake? maana nimekuwa nikisikia marasi kibasi kibao Tz. Mfano, Rasi wa jamhuri ya muungano wa Tz, raisi wa TFF, Raisi wa BUT, Raisi wa wasafi, rais wa masharobaro,Rasi wa Manzese ...

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Jana kuna boat nyingine ilizimika pale pale kwenye ule mkondo. Ilikuwa patashika watu waligombania maboya,huku wengine wakitaka kuruka. Du ilikuwa majira ya saa nane-tisa alasiri. "Mungu ibariki...

Juzi juzi tu obama alikuwa ametoka mbinguni sasa hivi wamemgeukia . Duh ni kwa sababu ya sera zake au ?

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are...

ungekuwa jogoo......?

Mzee mmoja hua anapenda kujisifia sana. Siku hiyo akawa anajisifia ashatembelea zaidi ya nchi 12 Afrika. Ikawa namna hii; CONGO nimewahi kutembelea kipindi Pepe Kale anaanza mziki nilikuwa...

A Husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a 'PHONE CALL' so that the kids will not decode. One day, the husband sent his son to tell his mother that he...

Wapenzi wana JF, naomba tujikumbushe hali iliyokuwa mwaka jana kipindi kama hiki cha mwezi wa 9.

jamani kuweni makini mnapotaka kufanya mambo nyakati za usiku kwani hawa wenetu wa siku hizi hatari, mimi nimepanga nyumba moja huku uswahili siku moja nikiwa nimejipumzisha ndani kwangu akaingia...

Natafuta Mchumba. 1. Should be a Financially stable man. -Do you people think Money is Cut From Trees? 2. He must be Honest -Who including you is honest these days? do you want to marry Jesus...

Leo ni siku njema sana kwa Riz1, mke wake kipenzi anasherehekea my Happy Birthday yake! Mh. Aikaeli Mbowe, mwenyekiti wa CHADEMA, naye pia anasherehekea siku yake ya kuzaliwa. Happy birthday...

Majanga kwa jinsi yanavyoikumba Afrika ya Mashariki na kuua maelfu ya watu yananifanya niogope kabisa kwenda Kariakoo. Majengo ya Kariakoo mengi hayana ubora, na life span ya majengo mengi nahisi...

hapo zamani ya kale alitokea fisi na sunguru hahah hadithi tangu imeisha..

Jamaa m1 alikua anaota anakula pilau na minofu ya nyama, kuamka asubuhi akakuta godoro alilolalia limebaki kipande tu.

Nilisoma na mwanaume mwenzangu bording A level alikuwa ni shoga maarufu.ila mimi sijawahi kumduu.juzi amekuja kwangu tumelala usiku anaomba nimfanye?. Nimekataa anadai anahamu na atakuja tena...

ningekimbiza saraM mpaka nakamata,nakimbiza mayasa mpaka nakamata,namfuata bebiii nakimbiza mpaka nakamata,husninyo nakamata nampigia pande PAW,Angel msoffe nakimbiza mpaka nakamata,X-GIRLFRIEND...

I could be a lot of things. I could be a doctor, a janitor, a pianist, or a mechanic. But one thing I’m sure of is that I couldn’t be like that man: a man in an expensive suit and tie. After many...

Serikali ya Afrika Kusini imekanusha uvumi uliokuwa umeenezwa kwenye mitandao ya kijamii ya facebook na twitter

Singer Kelis's Twitter fury after she's subjected to racist abuse at a London airport American singer Kelis has launched into an angry Twitter tirade against Britain after she was...