JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

katika basi mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto wake...mtoto akakataa...mama akamwambia "nyonya, kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye"..anko ni kaka mmoja ambaye alikuwa ni abiria aliyeketi na huyo...

Type "lol Limewire" into google then click "I'm Feeling Lucky" So hilarious! XD

Dear Sir/Madam: We specialize in urban style sneakers and professional athletic shoes,clothes,fashion handbags ect. We only sell 100% high quality items. The items you purchase always include...

​Girl: Do u love me more than your family? Boy: No, Girl: why? Boy: oK, listen to this, "When i started to walk, I fell, u where not there 2 pick me up. but my mom was. When i went...

Unapotizama avatar na username ya mwana jf unaweza kujua uwezo wake wa kufikiri??!!!.

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after Mass. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The...

Mungu ibariki tanzania wabariki viongozi wetu heshma umoja na amani munguuu warehem wasafiri wote wa mv spice ibariki tanzania- tuwarehemu watoto wa mv spice

Wanawake siku zote (si wote) wakinywa pombe kidogo tu hulewa na kuonekana wameutwika ile mbaya kuliko wanaume. Wengine huenda mbali zaidi hata kujikojolea na kujisahau kabisa mahali walipo hubaki...

Biology Class - final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all...

Kuna msemo wa kiswahili unaosema "wanawake hawapendani", je ni kweli wadau? Kama kweli wanawake hawapendani, ni sababu ipi inafanya wasipendane?

Jamani Salha ndoMiss vodacom-2011,tumuunge mkono kwenye juhudi zke za kushinda miss world-2011 na tumuombee kushinda na kuepuka scandallllllllllll....

Clouds FM wanachangisha pesa kwa ajili ya kusaidia ununuzi wa life jackets wajameni hii imakaaje?

ni msiba kwa wana SISIEM kuona kwamba waliomtuma kujibu hoja zao mitandaoni kula ban..................nadhani ataenda kwenye blog ya MS wakabadilishane upuuzi wao wenyewe. pumzika kwa amani. jana...

Bw. Nehemia Mchechu Pengine inatafsiriwa kana kwamba Bw. Nehemia Mchechu, Mkurugenzi wa Shirika la Nyumba (NHC) ameonekana kana kwamba anajitafutia umaarufu wa haraka katika nyaja ya uongozi na...

Wadau naombeni mniwie radhi, sijui ndio maana nauliza. Hivi, kwenye vyombo vya usafiri si lazima kuwe na vyombo vya tahadhari?, hili najua kila mtu anajua. Kwenye magari kuna mikanda, kwenye ndege...

Pengine waliobuni wanaume kuvaa magwanda meusi siku ya harusi kwa wanachadema nimeona na mabinti sasa zamu yenu jamani msikubali kuumia hata kama mumeo ndio anakununulia ujue baada ya ndoa...

A tourist asked a boat guy Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U will...

A tourist asked a boat guy Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U will...

A tourist asked a boat guy Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U will...

inawezekana ishawafikia siku nyingi, si mbaya tukijikumbusha kwa wale ambao wameisahau. An engineer proposing to a lady................. "Hi dear! Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular...