JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Do you stand out from the crowd? Unlikely… by Sunny Bindra on July 31, 2011 · 19 comments in Sunday Nation 5 inShare 29Share Have you ever read a book where you want to stand up on your bed...

Jamaa wawili walikutana kwenye kituo cha basi wakafanya mazungumzo. Mmoja aling'ang'nia kuzungumzia kero za familia yake hatimaye mwenzake akasema " Unadhani familia yako ina matatizo?" Basi...

Jamani wadau wenzangu mlioko Arusha naja huko kwenu tualikane basi japo futari tu si mnajua tena udugu kualikana

Wananchi katika mikoa ya Singida, Morogoro na Tabora wanahusudu kuwachagua wabunge wenye asili ya Asia. Sielewi sababu nini ya wahindi kuchaguliwa katika mikoa hii. Naomba tujadili swala hili.

Sokwe Anapokamata AK-47

A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested-"I'm looking for a spouse,can you please help me find a suitable one?". The marriage officer said"your requirements...

JAMBO BANA jf. IKO HII KITU NASUMBUA KITWA YANGU MIMI NAKUA KOSA RAHA. NAOMBA TAJA HII KABILA NAJUA WEWE IKO FANYA VITENDO BAYA BAYA. HINDI YENYEWE NAACHIA MILKI YA MALI MKE YAKE..HII APANA...

HEHE SKILLS AND TECHNICAL COLLEGE inatangaza kozi zifuatazo kwa mwaka wa masomo 2010/2011 - kugema ulanzi, miezi 6 -kusokota kamba ya kujinyongea, miezi 3 -kuchagua mbwa anaefaa kuliwa na...

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the company is not doing any thing about it. So he...

leo nilialikwa kwa jamaa yangu,baada ya kumaliza msosi nikaulizia toothpicks mwenye nyumba akamwuuliza housegirl toothpicks iko wapi? house girl nikitu gani baba hicho?jamaa akafafanua ni vile...

Sifa: Mkristo. 25 to 32yrs of age. I dont care whether working or jobless. learned(some people are educated but not lerned). God fearing. Awe mkazi wa Iringa. PMs are welcomed. Sababu: Mke wangu...

Mmetuletia maji mgao tumekubali! Mmetuletia umeme mgao tumekubali! Mmetuletia mafuta mgao tumekubal ila chondechonde msituletee mgawo wa bia patachimbika maana ndo serikali inayotusahaulisha...

kama kawaida nipeni maujanja.

Kuna night club flani nilikuta changudoa wana mzunguka mtaliii mja hajui kiingereza ana mwambia mtalii luk may milk is standing.

Ningeomba Hii thread itumike kwaajili ya update za Mafuta Tuu. 1. Hapa iringa katika kituo Cha Iringa filling station(Kwa Asas) Tayari ameshashusha Lori mbili za Diesel na Anauza Diesel kama...

Katika basi moja,mama mmoja alitaka kumyonyesha mtoto,mtoto akagoma,mama akamwambia nyonya,kama utaki nampa anko anyonye!" anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyekaa na huyo mama.Mtoto akanyonya kidogo...

Kwako ze boss, Natumaini umzima na unajiandaa vema na weekend! Isingekuwa mbaya kama ningekualika futari siku moja tukiwa na familia yangu pamoja na mme wangu mpendwa! Nia hasa ya message hii...