JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

jamaa mmoja alikua anakaa kwenye kamji kadogo hivi..! sasa akafanikiwa kwenda kwenye school of law 'kusomea sheria'... baada ya kumaliza masomo yake akadhani ni vizuri arudi mjini kwao ili afanye...

A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. “They have stolen everything,the dashboard, the steering wheel,the brake pedal, even the accelerator,”...

Muda 30minutes, Usiibie majibu kwa mwenzako. 1. Chama gani wabunge wake wanalala bungeni? 2. Kiongozi aliyewahi kusema hajui sababu ya umasikini wa watanzani, ni nani ? 3. Chama gani wabunge...

Sifa awe kipofu halafu kiziwi tena bubu kama una sifa hizo tu wasiliane PM.

habari zetu wana JF. Mimi ni mwanagenzi katika anga hizi aloo.ila tokea nilipojiunga nimeona majina machache sana ya wana Jf ambayo ni most familiar kwa jamii ya Kitanzania. Hivi kweli hayo ndiyo...

Huu ni ukweli kabisa kuwa sasa taanesko wameanza kutoa kutoa umeme mtaa moja na mwingine ili kuhakikisha umeme unatosha. Hapa kwetu Kimara wamekata mara 24 tangu saa 1 hd 4 unusu ila la kushangaza...

Lizzy-secretary, Preta-anahudumia internet cafe, Shosti-Saluni Asprin-anajishughulisha na shughuli ndogo ndogo(baada ya kutimuliwa ofisini) mwanakijiji-anauza mbogamboga(mvua nayo hamna anatafta...

If 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 then 5=?? . . . . . . Think . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The answer is 1 remember 1st line 1=5. Moral: dont complicate simple things in life.

Jamaa kaenda kuiba ktk nyumba moja wakati anaiba wenye nyumba wakasikia kama kelele za vitu kujigonga...mwenye nyumba akauliza 'nani'? Jamaa kwa sauti ya kumuiga paka akajibu 'nyaauu' ....wakajua...

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, ' God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.' God led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and...

Kweli ukistaajabu ya sungura utayaona ya sisimizi kuchimba mashimo.umaskini ni kazi jamaa wanaulizana ni ndoto gani za utajili walizonazo kila m2 ana lake mara huyu nimeota nimeokota mahela,mara...

Once in a conference, three scientist. A Chinese, a German and a Tanzanian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field...

Hello MMU!!me leo cna cha kupost ila nimeona ni bora niwasalimie 2 kuliko kukaa kimya muda mrefu hadi wa2 mhc nimekufa....

Akiwa taabani kitandani,mchungaji alimwita lawyer mmoja na banker mmoja ambao ni waumini wake.Lawyer na Banker waliitikia wito haraka.Walipofika,mchungaji alimwambia Lawyer asimame kushoto kwa...

Unaweza kuhisi hauthaminiwi,unapuuzwa au hatukujali,unaweza hisi kuna wenye umuhimu zaidi ya wengine hapa JF.Kama umehisi chochote kati ya hivyo naomba radhi kwa niba ya wengine na haikuwa dhamira...

Nasikia Faiza Foxy alisomaga seminary enzi za mkoloni. Rev Masanilo alisomaga madrasa akakimbia bakora. Mohamedi shosi maalim wa madrasa. St Ivuga katekista. Jeykey mnajimu/mtabiri wa nyota...

Wadau, mwisho wa mwezi huu nina mpango wa kusafiri sehemu ambapo hakuna hiyo kitu. Ninahitaji sehemu hapa dar...affordable... ambapo nitaenda nile kitimoto weeee..mpaka hamu iniishe. Tafadhali...

Nimechoka nataka kupumzika nataka ban ya wiki

SIMPLE TRUTH NO.1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex,they always dress on their own! Moral of story; In life, no one helps once you are screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH NO...

Wapendwa katika Bwana, NDUGU Wakristo umefika wakati tumeonelea kuwa ipo haja ya kuwaelezeni machache ili kuona maendeleo yetu na mafanikio tuliokwisha yapata hapa Zanzibar, yanaendelezwa na...