Jamaa mmoja alimpenda sana mke wake. siku moja mkewe akapata ujauzito ktk mazingira ya kutatanisha. siku ya kujifungua, jamaa akaangalia yule mtt, akathibitisha kweli C wake.
Uamuzi aliofikia...
(BABA):Binti yangu, kuanzia leo kila ifikapo saa 11 jioni unatakiwa uwe ndani ya nyumba,sawa?
(BINTI): Lakini baba mimi si mtoto mdogo tena,nimekua na ninajua ninachokifanya!
(BABA): Najua...
JM ...Nakufagilia mwane wane..kuna mzungu mmoja aliingia kwenye anga zako ukampa kubwa japo stori yenyewe siijui vizuri ila nilifurahi sana.. hawa wazungu ni wabaguzi sana ukiwa kwao huko.
Na...
chukua vyote NIACHIE Uporoto01.:angel:
Kwa hiyo yake saini, Cheusi kanisaliti,
Nimeshindwa ushindani, Uporoto ni smati,
Mangala wake mwandani, si yangu hiyo bahati,
Nimeshindwa mkakati, Uporoto...
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer after seeing what...
TO: All Employees
Subject: Special High Intensity Training.
In order to Insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well...
Hii story bwana ilitokea miaka kadhaa wakati nasoma kidato cha pili hivi,
Jirani na shule yetu kulikuwa na nyumba za wakazi wengine ambazo baadhi yake zilikuwa na vyoo/mabafu ya PASSPORT SIZE...
A guy came across his ex girl and she said!
Girl: hello!
GUY:'Snee...zes'!
GIRL:Sorry are you okay?
Guy: Yeah,it's just that i'm allergic to bullshit,then leaves! Haha hapo lazima akubali ina...
It worth reading the story; Swali moja majibu kibao.
Doctor : What happened to your arm?
Rwegumiza : I broke it.
Doctor : Where and How did that happen?
Rwegumiza : Okey. It was a...
Faiza Foxy... a Complicated, Strong, Highly opinionated, Abundantly knowledged,
Controversial, Impressive, Resilient (as per MTM) Lady at JF if any....
It seems you are not only aggressive at JF...
A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldnt start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.
Climbing in, he told the driver to take him to the Kisutu's halls of justice.
Where...
A pre-med student takes an examination and the last question is: Give four advantages of breast milk.
The student begins to answer the question: No need to sterilize bottles, healthier for the...
Mzungu alipita na nyani wake mbele ya kigenge cha muuza ndizi, yule nyani akapora ndizi akala. Muuzaji akamkasirikia, mzungu akasema unakasirika nini wakati kala ndugu yako! Mzungu akaondoka...
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