hivi nyie ndugu zetu mnapofiwa na jamaa yenu mnaamua kwenda kumuhifadhi mochwali kwa muda wa wiki mbili mpaka tatu ili mshone suti au mtengeneze t-shirt nakuweka picha ya mfiwa na mbaya zaidi...
The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."
The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first...
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the...
Medical alert about a virus called " Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). If you come into contact with this VIRUS, you should immediately go to​ the nearest "Biological Anxiety...
Infect the world leaders with HIV aids,that way you'll find the cure in 3days.
find a couple and kick the heck out of the woman with no reasons,that way you go out with bruises but add a little...
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched...
Samahani kwa yeyote nitakayemkwaza kwa hii mada lakini ni sehemu ya kubadilishana mawazo:
Ni hivi; Mtu anapofiwa kuna mawili, moja ni kulia tena kwa machozi, nyingine kulia kimya kimya machozi...
Anzisha hiyo sredi Some minutes after Lunch Times, kwenye Forum ya MMU halafu iwe inamgusa au inamuongelea Member maarufu wa MMU.
Kuna anayebisha hapa?
ZIFUATAZO NI ADHABU ZITOLEWAZO KWA UVUNJAJI WA SHERIA ZA CHAMA CHA WANYWAJI POMBE:
Kosa la kumtoroka mlevi mwenzako kwenye Bar Jela miezi tisa.
Kuacha kunywa pombe na fedha unazo Kifungo cha...
Padri amekaa katika chumba cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu. Mara muumini mmoja
akaingia, akapiga magoti upande wa pili wa meza na kufanya ishara ya msalaba
akaanza kuungama.
Akisema "Padri...
Darling, I'm sorry..
I'm sorry for hurting you
I'm sorry for hurting your feelings
I'm sorry for making you doubt my love for me..
I'm sorry...
Duh,
Kuna mtu hapa ofisini amenifanyia uhuni...
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "O! k."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a...
The doc told him that mast*rb*ting before s*x often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it...
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