JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends we’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to...

kuna mvuvi mmoja alioa mwanamke ambae hakubahatika kusoma, jamaa baadae mambo yakawa super akaamua kuwapeleka watoto english medium school. Kuna cku yule mama alienda kusalimia kwao akamkuta mama...

Kulikuwa na mkutano wa walimu kutoka shule kadhaa za sekondari hapa Tanzania ambazo ni Mzumbe, Kibaha, Senge, Kilakara, Mirambo na Galanosi basi ukaja wakati wa kuwapanga walimu MC akaanza wale...

Date::7/22/2009Polisi wafufua kitengo cha kuchunguza uhalifu mtandaoniNa Patricia Kimelemeta JESHI la Polisi limeunda timu ya kuchunguza matukio ya uhalifu kwa njia ya mitandao, simu za...

Ngriiiii ngriiiiiiiiiiiiiii simu inaita,JK anapokea simu JK:Hallow Pinda:Hallow mkuu za uko JK:Salama hofu kwenu ninyi mlio uko Pinda:Mkuu bunge uku limewaka moto hali si shwari JK:Mmecheki na...

Sharobaro mmoja alitembelea kijiji kimoja mkoani sumbawanga.Alipokuwa huko aliamua kuvinjari mitaa mbali mbali kijijini hapo.Cha ajabu kila mwanakijiji aliyekutana naye,alimwangalia kwa mshangao...

Duration: 365 dayz Sababu: Kuban Jf members without any critical reasons. When his ban lifted tutamfuatilia kwa karibu kuona kama amebadilka.

mademu wengine bwana wanapiga 'mizinga' (kuomba hela) mpaka inaboa

Nina furaha kuwatangazia watanzania wenzangu kwamba tuna ugeni mzito siku 2-3 hizi tumetembelewa na Rais wetu akitokea South Afrika na atakuwepo nchini kwa mapumziko mafupi kabla ya kusafiri tena...

Kimbweka met a newly wed friend and asked, "What is the name of your wife? Imma said, "Google Maria". Kimbweka said, "Amazing, I never heard such a name for a Tanzanian woman. She must be rich...

pia 2nawaletea umeme wa kupima

Mbongo mmoja alikuwa akifanya kazi kwa mzungu. Ikafika siku moja mbongo akaomba likizo. Mzungu akawaza ampe nini mfanyakazi wake aliyempenda sana. Basi akafikia uamuzi wa kumpa kio. Akanunua kioo...

kukosa kazi. grid ya Taifa imeamua kucheza ruka kamba, Hapa ni karibu na Songas Ubungo

Wanaelezea ajari ya jana ya mikumi kwa namna ya utan sana kama ni tukio la shangwe au la furaha ambapo kuna wafiwa ambao bado wanamisiba mibichi na majeruh ambao mpaka sasa hawajapatiwa tiba...

Please avoid kissing other people's wives when they are not around…..!!!!!!! Kissing a wrong woman!!!!! This is true; happened in LESOTHO…..

Hii nimeikuta kwenye wall page ya mholanzi aishiye Arusha, akielezea furaha ya kuokoa maisha ya mbwa. "I think it is safe to tell now, we have a new puppy her name is Suffy and she survived the...

Dear Sir/Madam, I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each time I apply for employment I am told there is...

I need an invite...kwa yeyote ambae anayo,PM me guys..:)

Katikati ya lecture jamaa akaanza kuuza chai, "enzi hizo nipo kijijini nilikuwa nakimbia balaa, kuna siku nilimkimbiza swala mpaka nikamkamata..." kabla hajamalizia simu yake iliita na akaenda...