wanasiana wapatao 40 walikua wanakwenda kijijini kufanya kampeni bahati mbaya gari lao lili pata ajali mbaya njiani karibu na shamba la mkulima mmoja,mkulima kuona hivyo alichimba kaburi la pamoja...
(MWALIMU):Hii ni siku ya tano mfululizo,kila siku nakuchapa viboko,una lipi la kusema? (MWANAFUNZI):Nashukuru kesho na keshokutwa ni wikiendi i.e(jumamosi na jumapili),hatuji shule!
Waungwana, nyepesi nilizopata ni kuwa baada ya ziara ya Afrika ya Kusini, Raisi wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania alipanda ndege mpaka Seattle Marekani kwenda kumtazama Mtanzania Mrisho Ngassa...
Baada ya sakata la Jairo tumejifunza kwamba ukisikia Mbunge wako akiongea kwa uchungu au jazba bungeni ufahamu kuwa anajaribu kuongeza ukubwa wa bahasha lake ukija muda wa mgao.Kigezo...
TEACHER: John, how do you spell crocodile?
JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, thats wrong
JOHN : Maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula...
Jesus is the king, because in HISTORY he is the rock of ages, in BIOLOGY he raised the dead from death, in CHEMISTRY he changed water into wine, in MATHEMATICS he balanced 2 fishes and 5 loaves of...
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain...
Kwenye daladala lifanyalo safari zake kati ya Kariakoo na Mbagala kulitokea wizi wa pochi ya mtu mmoja wa makamo,akiwa hajui hili wala lile wakati wa kutaka kutoa nauli walipofika Mivinjeni...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alikua anataka kasuku asiyetukana sasa akaenda posta na akamkuta mshkaji anauza kasuku akamuuliza ebana huyo kasuku niuzie ila ana matusi jamaa akadai hana sasa akataka kumpima km...
Leo nilifanya Ziara ya Burundi na rafiki yangu na tulitembelea miji ya Mabanda, Makamba na Bujumbura. Kwa kweli wenzetu wamejaaliwa kwa kua na wanawake wazuri. Jamani yaani hadi vijijini unawakuta...
A qualified Engineer married an educated girl!!
After two years of having tough life with her, the engineer got angry and send a note to his father inlaw :YOUR PRODUCT DOES NOT MEET MY...
A guy is working behind the bar at a downtown restaurant, when
an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous chick walks up and beckons him
with her finger.
She seductively says to him, "Hey big boy, can I...
​HOME INTERNAL MEMO FROM: FATHER
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES.
CC: MOTHER
DATE: TODAY
THE ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic...
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is...
Pengine wengine wawezamlaumu huyu bana lakini sasanaona anairudisha jf kwenye mstari si wengi wanapenda jf iwepo kama hivi ilivyo sasa na vigumu kuirekebisha kwa maneno basi nachukua wasaa huu...
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