JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
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Jeneza Lenye Kichwa Cha Mbuzi Lakutwa nje ya Nyumba Mbezi Luis, Dar es Salaam Mkazi mmoja wa Mbezi Luis jijini Dar es Salaam, ameamka asubuhi na kukuta jeneza likiwa limewekwa mbele ya mlango wa...
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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and...
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Jamani niko Mwanza, na nimepata nafasi ya kufika hapa Malaika Beach Hotel, ni hotel nzuri sana, haijakamilika na wahudumu wamezubaa. Je ikikamilika na huduma zikiboreshwa inaweza kuwa na nyota...
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Wanajf nimekuwa nikiona watu wengi wanaosakata rumba na miziki mbali mbali wanatikisa kiuno tu, hii ndo aina pekee na maalum ya kucheza muziki tu au ni kutofahamu aina za kucheza mziki , hapa tz...
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Kuna uvumi kuwa mfalme wa Ashanti GHANA yuko nchini kujaribu kuwapatanisha Mkapa na Kikwete wamalize tofauti zao kiutu uzima chini ya usuluhishi wake.Sijui ni kweli
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Habari za saa hizi Mabibi na Mabwana. Ufuatao ni utabiri wa hali ya Umeme kwa siku ya leo! Pepo za umeme zitavuma taratibu kutoka upande wa kusini mwa Dar es Salaam kuelekea upande wa Kaskazini...
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Haya maonezi bana,kama sigara zinauzwa halafu zimeandikwa kwenye paketi;ONYO,NI HATARI KWA AFYA YAKO,basi na GONGO nayo iuzwe kihalali na chupa zake ziandikwe;ONYO,NI HATARI KWA AFYA YAKO!
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:biggrin1: HOME INTERNAL MEMO :typing:FROM: FATHER TO: ALL DE PENDANTS AND RELATIVES CC: MOTHER DATE: TODAY ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES Due to the current economic situation, all...
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"Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence." "Jane, you go first.....Dough, D O U G H.. "Italians make pizza with dough." Very good, Jane... now let's hear...
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wadau Hili gonjwa lilikuja kwa makeke kibao.lakini sasa laelekea kusalimu amri baadhi ya madhara na mambo yaliyowapata waathirika miaka hiyo ni kunyonyoka nywele au au kuwa na nywewe kama...
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A sinful man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there are different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell &...
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Infact kama upo barabarani make sure your windows are up and you don’t take anything from traffic lights. TRUE STORY: Kuna jamaa yangu kama wiki mbili zilizopita, alikuwa...
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1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck . 2 . All ******, after reading #1 will try it ...
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Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office. Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation...
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Gene an young American Immigrant after hard work and savings buys a bright glittering Italian shoes and goes to dance with new found friend Rita in community function. He dances with Rita, comes...
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Tangazo tangazo Tangazo! Ndugu Watanzania tunasikitika kutangaza kwamba maji yaliyobaki mtera ni ya kuchambia tu. sasa muamue kupata umeme au mbaki na mavi matakoni au mchambe mkose umeme kabisa...
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Mzungu mmoja alifanya Ziara katika kijiji cha KIGONZILE, alipofika kule akawa anawahutubia wananchi huku mkalimani akitafsiri. Na mazungumzo yao yalikua kama hivi:- MZUNGU: Before I go Ahead...
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Wana JF naomba kujuzwa tofauti kati ya Shimo,tundu na tobo.............na je? Yanatumikaje maneno hayo?
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Basi leo usiku umeme wamekata. Muda wa kula hakuna taa, ikabidi tutumie kibatari. Sister akawa ameshika kibatari kama vile anakibusu wakati tunasali(kubariki chakula) kumbe amevaa kofia bwana...
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